When you're both hungry and lazy 

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 07/03/2017 at 21:33

Tags: Shitty shit shit post!
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Fuck it. I’m just gonna eat an apple and tell myself I’m on a diet.


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/03/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

Top Ramen, reporting for duty!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/03/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

Top Ramen, reporting for duty!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/03/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

I’m 90% you burn more calories preparing and eating ramen than you actually get from it.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/03/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 0

Works for me!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
07/03/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0

You have the Internet, you have HungryHouse or JustEat over there don’t you?

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/03/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 2

Sometimes you just have to eat a Klondike bar while standing naked in the kitchen and call it dinner.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/03/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0

Lobster’s caloric needs are way different than humans!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/03/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 1

We do, but I ended up making a bachelor salad. Canned chicken, raw spinach, a chopped up bell pepper, ranch, and Tabasco sauce.

It wasn’t bad, but it certainly wasn’t on your level :p  

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/03/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 1

That made me think of a Roseanne bit.

“I really should get up and make the kids dinner, it’s 7:30... Fuck ‘em, they can just eat yogurt.”

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
07/03/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

That would probably be me too if I was a teenage parent lol.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
07/03/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
07/03/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

You give me too much credit.

Many a time I’ve resorted to the compute out of sheer laziness to get a doner kebab wrap and a 12" ham and pineapple pizza at stupid o’clock in the morning.

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