You don't understand, it was a really great diagram. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 07/03/2017 at 14:12

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Someone sent me some technical drawings that were way, way, way better than I had hoped for, so I did a long whistle and said “daaaamn, that’s nice .” Only to look up and see a woman giving me a death stare.

“... but... I was looking a really good diagram...” 

Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/03/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 24

Well, in her defense, you probably shouldn’t have had your pants around your ankles when you said it.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
07/03/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 4

Just pray that this doesn’t get shared to Jezebel.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
07/03/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 2

Only to look up and see a woman giving me a death stare.

Be happy it wasn’t me, I probably would have tried to flirt. xD

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/03/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 4

“Believe me, I was most certainly NOT talking about you!”

Kinja'd!!! "wkiernan" (wkiernan)
07/03/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 2

You didn’t turn it around and show it to her?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/03/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 2

10/10 you had $kay’s cotd award up on the other monitor.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
07/03/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

That’s not a thing that happens, so I think he’s ok

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
07/03/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1

D’oh!!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/03/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 1

“Do you want to see my diagram?” Is one of my better lines. It only results in the police being called maybe half the time.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
07/03/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 2

I was only in the process of unzipping, thankyouverymuch

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
07/03/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

It does, trust me.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
07/03/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

My coworkers all got mad at me the other day. Pulled out my phone to take a picture of this, and they blocked the shot.

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Girl getting into the car in front of it was apparently a solid ten. Didn’t even notice. Had to snag a pic on the way back.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
07/03/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0

none of the FP entities have shared Oppo or any other subblog posts for quite some time due to the ODeck debacle.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
07/03/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0

Sorry. I was thinking of Jalopnik. I replied to something on Jalopnik and then they shared it with Jezebel.