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Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 07/01/2017 at 17:03

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Tastes like circus peanuts.


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Kinja'd!!! "Darth Mario" (marioooooooo)
07/01/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 1

When ever I read “ circus peanuts “ the old brain says “circus penis”

Wtf...

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
07/01/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0

I’m 38 years old and have never eaten a circus peanut.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/01/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 3

You should do it. They’re awful.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/01/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 2

Now try Malta Goya! The soda that answers the question “What if Raisin Bran made a beverage?”

Kinja'd!!! "EngineerWithTools" (engineerwithtools)
07/01/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

Your old brain is more entertaining than mine.

I thought it said “citrus peanuts” until I got into the comments, probably because it’s orange.

Citrus / circus penis / peanuts. All / ewwwwww.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/01/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1

It’s awful.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
07/01/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0

Malta is just unfermented beer. I like it, but then I grew up with the stuff. It’s an acquired taste — my wife and son won’t have it.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
07/01/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 0

It really tastes like Raisin Bran to me. Not necessarily bad, but I’m not sure I like it either.

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
07/01/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 1

I actually like circus peanuts, but this response was so perfect that I almost dropped my phone from laughter.