What in the Sam Hill?

Kinja'd!!! by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 06/30/2017 at 08:49

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Ever wanted to look like the faceless enforcers of a totalitarian government from some dystopian future Sci-Fi thriller? Got half a million bucks lying around? Well have I ever found the delivery van for you!

Not gonna lie, part of me thinks this is kinda cool. I personally prefer the stealthy armored luxury SUV approach to private protective cars, but hey, whatever floats your heavily armed and armored destroyer boat is fine with me.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
06/30/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

later zombies

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/30/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1

Yeah, when it comes to apocalypse survival, particularly of the undead variety, a Dartz has nothing on this. Turrets and a hydraulic ram, baby.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/30/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 2

All that effort and it still has big lumps of highly exposed inflated rubber to shoot at. Needs tweels.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
06/30/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 1

You would not believe how many of these style armored rigs never carried a principle in a hot zone, in favor of taking the low profile approach in a 3 car convoy of armored S-class Mercedes.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/30/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0

Exactly. Stealth is part of security.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
06/30/2017 at 10:03, STARS: 0

Yep, this is a decoy. Drive this one way to attract all of the attention, then move the important cargo on a different route in something that flies under the radar.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
06/30/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 0

Sometimes. when shit is hot and you have to get out (case in point my first experience firing weapons in anger, Ramadi during the 2006 election) and you cannot get a bird in, you load the principles into the most armored vehicle we had available and exfil while Marine artillery from Camp Ramadi rained down heavy artillery when we had a full scale attack on the government center in the city.

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/30/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 1

“Drives like a luxury car, best built APC on the market.”

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
06/30/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 1

I would love to start a florist delivery business with that, just to see the reactions.

Kinja'd!!! "6691 zapS" (6691-zaps)
07/06/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Hmm you think so?