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Kinja'd!!! by "jasmits" (jasmits)
Published 06/29/2017 at 13:23

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So a few friends and I are planning on doing the Gambler 500 in Oregon in a few weekends and of course we still haven’t gotten our shit together on a car quite yet(If anyone is wondering what the Gambler 500 is, watch the video at the bottom).

Our current frontrunner is this:

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Apologies we’re looking at one of your favorites for an event that’s so rough on vehicles, but if we end up landing it(sounds like we aren’t the only interested party) what would you do if you had two weeks to prep a questionable Tercel for a 500 mile off-road rally/what would you check as definite red flags? We’re balling on a $500 budget so we’ll overlook a lot of faults, but are there any common issues that would be too much to fix in two weeks and make it not-fit for this sort of abuse?

Also, if anyone has a line on a good Gambler candidate in the Portland area(would potentially make a longer trip to Seattle or Bend for the right car) send it my way! We are especially interested in oddballs such as the Tercel and V8/RWD land yachts but open to pretty much any suggestions.

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Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/29/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

What does ABG stand for?

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
06/29/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 1

Me and some friends have an MR2, but it’s lacking an engine and transmission at the moment. Eventually it’s going to be our crapcan/Lemons car, once we can source a cheap enough drivetrain for it.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 1

Since I am just killing time at work today, I did some searching, So many possibilities

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/6161248439.html


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https://corvallis.craigslist.org/cto/6190135030.html

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https://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/6162382501.html

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 0

Always Be Gambling

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 0

Hey, thanks a lot! We just found this and are trying to get in touch with the guy

https://portland.craigslist.org/grg/cto/6196881843.html

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

Nice!! Right now we need something that basically works as it is because we only have two weeks but we want to do something more ambitious for next year

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

Redneck Heaven there, all of those around me have been turned into dirt track cars.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 0

The problem we have is we pretty much need something that runs/drives/stops now because the event is in two weeks and we aren’t Roadkill. We can fix up little things before the rally but we have to know that we’re pretty much good to go.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

That one isn’t too far off from that haha. One of the guys I’m doing it with is going to Oregon State and is renting a house down in Corvallis. In Oregon if you aren’t in the Portland Metro Area you don’t need to pass any kind of inspection or emissions to put something on the road so if we register it to his house down there we’re golden.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

The Benz might not be too bad, just needs calipers and probably and alternator, couple of days work there, The Dodge Van would be Epic!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/29/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

Hmmm, odd but ok. Thanks

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

The Van looks awesome, definitely thinking about it. Olds would be awesome but definitely way too much work for two weeks. I would take the Tercel over the Benz I think and the Camaro over all three if he gets back to us

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

That Camaro would be great, Get some used off-road tires and put some KC Highlights on the Roof, it would also really benefit from some tasteful hand painted “Camero” branding on the Rockers 70s Z28 Style.

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0

Does it have to have a title?

$390 1980 280SE w/ no title

This $300 Jag XJ would be fun if you can fix the timing chain

$400 ‘91 Corolla Wagon that someone will trade for lumber

$400 ‘96 Buick Riviera could be cool and certainly interesting

$400 ‘94 Saab 900S sounds fantastic and would probably be my frontrunner

$400 t-boned Geo Storm for maximum Jalop

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

Agreed. If either of the bolt patterns match up right we’re also considering just borrowing the 31s with good A/T tires from either my 2nd-gen 4Runner or my buddy’s S10 Blazer and cutting till they fit

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
06/29/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

This is our first year, we just got the car and plan to source a drivetrain over the summer. It’s really the only thing we need to budget for as the rest of the car is in decent enough condition. Not sure what we are going to go with for power.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0

If we really like the car and it’s old enough to not need odo disclosures(makes it much more of a process) we’ll go through the bullshit to get it re-titled but we prefer to avoid it.

Does not need to be able to pass emissions because we can register it at a house in Corvallis.

We’re eagerly waiting to hear back on this right now:

https://portland.craigslist.org/grg/cto/6196881843.html

Thanks for the suggestions though, I’m taking a look!

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

WAIT HOLY SHIT, that Saab 900 you found was one of my best friend and her brother’s car in high school hahaha

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Small world!

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

sweet! best of luck!

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

Link to frontrunner is Kinja’d btw

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

Nice!! In Portland?? Let me know if you ever need some help, I’m a far cry from a skilled mechanic but it’d be good to meet more car people in the area

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 1

D’oh!

This was the frontrunner when I posted, hence paging Dr. Zoidberg

84 Toyota Tercel  

But since then we found this that’s taken the frontrunner spot:

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Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

Yeah, I couldn’t believe it. I’ve spent a good amount of time in that car! I actually like it too as a Gambler candidate but she loved that car, I don’t know if I could do it to her

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

You are lucky, the best runner I can find in Atlanta is this

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/6152542424.html

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

You could always ask; if the rally is rough enough to thoroughly kill the car, it could be a fitting send-off for the old girl

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

There’s a ton of stuff in Oregon, especially if we don’t insist on getting something interesting.

I’m surprised though, I feel like Atlanta would have a similar market to Oregon thanks to not salting the roads(I would assume?) resulting in a glut of crappy old cars that no one wants but are still in one piece

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

Anything running in Atlanta is generally worth about $1500 that is the default used car price here.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

I did text her telling her I came across it haha. She isn’t even in Oregon right now, it’s her brother selling it but I know him too. I’d still prefer the Camaro but if that doesn’t work out I might send him a text lol

Kinja'd!!! "deprecated account" (savethei4s)
06/29/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

Be sure to keep us updated! Sounds like a ton of fun!

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/29/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

I guess I overlooked this mid-engined imported masterpiece

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/6186327133.html

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

I saw one of those with a stick once at a very good price, I very much considered it so I could have a manual, mid-engine, RWD minivan.

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
06/29/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

We have the car at a friends place in Estacada.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Either way, meeting Portland Oppos would be fun now that I’m probably here permanently 

Kinja'd!!! "Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ" (doge-supreme)
06/29/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

Yeah, it would be great to have a Portland area meet sometime.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
06/29/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0

Poking around for oddballs in Western Washington:

Subaru Justy in surprisingly good shape: 4-wheel drive, manual, 3 cylinders...all a rally car needs.

Dodge Raider 2-door 4x4 manual.

Alfa !

ETA: Volvo 240 wagon . This might actually be too good for you.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 1

Ooh, I do like the Justy. We’re going to take a look at a ratchet but running/driving/stopping 2nd gen Camaro tomorrow

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/29/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0

It seems like there are at least a handful.