Let's play a game it's called "Which car is broken"

Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 06/28/2017 at 17:36

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STARS: 6


You’re wrong. It’s the Miata.

Kinja'd!!!

You can’t make this shit up. Less than an hour after buying a 70s Jaguar my 00s Mazda’s camshaft position sensor gives up the ghost. So much for visiting family this weekend.


Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/28/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 3

Do you have AAA? Take the Jag.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/28/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 0

You bought a Jag?

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/28/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

I almost had a XJ-S V12 as my first car. I don’t know wether to be happy or not that I didn’t

Kinja'd!!! "2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
06/28/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0

Wait is that the jag with the swap from earlier this week?

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/28/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 0

But you have a nice, reliable British Leyland product standing by to take to see your family!

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
06/28/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 0

Very similar to when my Yukon broke down, and was recovered with my MGB. Granted, all it needed was a jump start, but I’m sure more than one person thought the Yukon was jumping the MGB.

Congrats on the XJS. I’ve always liked the look of those. Hmm...Cougar for a Jag...that seems like it would be an appropriate transition.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/28/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 1

Trial by fire, take the Jag.

Kinja'd!!! "MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
06/28/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 1

The CAS on my 2002 Miata also failed about two years ago. Easiest, cheapest fix ever.

Kinja'd!!! "SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
06/28/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

Mine failed on my ‘99. I used the cheap $10, or whatever, sensor from parts train. It worked just fine!

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 2

I stop checking Oppo for like a day and... Holy shit Jake actually bought that Jag?!?!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/28/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0

It’s not a V12, nor is it a straight 6.

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/28/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

I’d say the Jaguar is broken unless it isn’t broken yet. Or again.

Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
06/28/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 4

What do you expect? These Japanese cars cannot match the quality and engineering excellency of British Leyland products.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/28/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0

I know. 350 SBC right? You did a post about it a while ago

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/28/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

Not me, Jake.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/28/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

Didn’t even notice who was commenting vs. posting

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/28/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 0

It happens to all of us.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/28/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0

Quite often I am sure. Now all jake needs is a nice supercharger.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/28/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 1

He needs more speeds, as it is a TH350.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/28/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1

I literally cringed reading that. Get that manual on

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/28/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1

My bank loves me.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/28/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0

I’m probably going to order one from RockAuto

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
06/28/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0

Clearly you made her jealous so she’s acting up

Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
06/28/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 1

The parts falling off of this car are of the finest British manufacture!

Kinja'd!!! "MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
06/28/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

Got mine from Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IVIP5SU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tghvzbD8BZJQT

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
06/29/2017 at 05:48, STARS: 0

Bummer on the Miata, but fuck yeah Jaaaag :)