Kinja'd!!! by "Party-vi" (party-vi)
Published 06/28/2017 at 10:59

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Mods are apparently staff now. WHERE’S MY PAYCHECK, KINJA!?!?


Replies (33)

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
06/28/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 10

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/28/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 5

It seems that anyone with authorship appears in the “staff” section?

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/28/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 3

In all honesty, does OPPO require the most supervision of all Kinja blogs? Without mods, I think OPPO would end up like the cartoon world in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I don’t get that impression about any others.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/28/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 1

Does this mean that we need to get to the health clinic?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/28/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

Seems the OP is always “staff”.

Idongetit

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/28/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 3

So we ALL have paychecks coming?

Sweet!

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/28/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 4

Will the paycheck be used towards more chicken parms? Can you confirm or deny these speculations?

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0

Party-vi works the hardest and deserves the most of the monies.

I vouch for him (I think it’s a him)

Don’t make us go on strike and stop commenting, Kinja! Pay the man ... or the woman.

Kinja'd!!! "Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/28/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1

Do you get to drive the staff car?

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/28/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 2

Hopefully it’s not based on quality of content we’re producing!

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/28/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

So we’re all ballin’ like Kristen?

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
06/28/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1

You need to turn on monetization first. (Warning: satire)

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
06/28/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

Unless it flies mostly under the radar, I haven’t seen much mod/admin action here. A couple of people have been kicked, but that’s hardly like the main sites which will perma-gray you for sneezing in the wrong direction.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
06/28/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 2

and we’re unionized too.

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/28/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 1

Last night there was an impromptu contest to see who could have the longest post title that quickly got out of hand and was stamped out. It’s shit like that that I can imagine escalating.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/28/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

Oh, shit. I knew there was a catch somewhere...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/28/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 1

Hopefully the dues aren’t more than our paychecks.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/28/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

SPECIAL PICTURE FOR PARTY-VI

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/28/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 0

But non mods tend to show up under staff

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/28/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

Wait, I didn’t sign up for this!

Kinja'd!!! "Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
06/28/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1

No key to the executive wash room, but can I interest you in a moist towelette?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/28/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

Wait, you haven’t been getting a check?

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

DAMN YOU TO HELL, YELLOW-DEMON!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1

I can say with certainty that some amount of all of my paychecks probably go to chicken parm.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1

You dong etit? Is that French?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/28/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1

Probably Quebec French

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 1

My compensation package includes the original artwork to Torchinsky posts. There were checks?

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

Well shit.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2

I’m the hardest working blind sentient cave cricket in Modbusiness.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/28/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

I suppose it does it by authorship permission.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/28/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 2

...Nope. No. No checks.

*casually pushes pile of Ballabucks under the couch*

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
06/28/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1

Not tree fiddies?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/28/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1

Dat bumper text. Nice.