Welp, My Outback Is Officially Cursed

Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 06/28/2017 at 10:39

Tags: SUBARU
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My wife just sent me this picture. Only 62,000 miles and we now have a similar or worse dent at all four corners from assholes in parking lots. I was planning on getting some body work done but at this point it seems like it’ll just get another dent as soon as I drop $2k to get all of this fixed.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/28/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 0

Looks like the only remotely reasonable option is to cover it with bedliner.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/28/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1

Your wife looks weird. She has far too many knees, and only one foot...

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

Reflections are wizardry.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/28/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 1

All kidding aside, because you are awesome, and I’m sure she’s awesome, it looks like most of that can be buffed out (ha ha, not kidding) and the dent could be PDRd. Are there more dents? The scuffs don’t look too deep.

But people do suck so damned bad. We have, what, 22k miles on our ‘14 Crosstrek, and it has dents or scuffs from parking lots on 3/4 of the doors, both rear fenders, and the bumper. It sucks so bad.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

I’m OK with this. I wonder how much I would need... I’m seriously considering getting dash cams that keep recording when the car is off and putting one in each window.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/28/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

I was being facetious, but it might take a gallon or two? It would add a lot of weight and make any future bodywork an absolute chore.

Try parking in the no-dent zone.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/28/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

Lol. A no-dent zone would be quite nice!

Kinja'd!!! "Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
06/28/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1

Time to plasti-dip!!

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

Yeah this one and one on the other side probably can be PDR’d. I’m OK with it being “better than it was” and not perfect. One of the front fenders I can probably just buff, but the other needs a full replacement. I’m toying with the idea of buying one off of totaled one that was hit on the other side on car-part.com in the same color and calling it close enough.

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
06/28/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 1

Engage offroad/ rally mods..

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/28/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

My outback is a magnet for door dings. People do not respect the outback.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/28/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

Ugh. I hate this for you. When people don’t respect themselves or other people enough and just hit and run, it just shows how oblivious we are as a society.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/28/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0

Sigh, I know. We get so many it’s almost like people are doing it on purpose just because they don’t like Outbacks.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
06/28/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 1

My wife parked one time in a spot closer to the office building last week and some asshole dinged the drivers door. New Pacifica with 15k on it. Normally we park out in the back of the lot because of this, but she was worried about rain when coming back out to the car later... people are asholes in parking lots a lot of times, not saying all are, or it’s more than 50/50, but it’s pretty damn close. My cars are antisocial and they like to park away from all other cars if possible. Or way over on an end spot.

But at the end of the day, it’s still just stuff and it can be fixed. But also.... fuck those assholes that can’t figure out how to open a fucking car door responsibly.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/29/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 0

your car is worthless, i’ll give you treefiddy