by "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
Published 06/28/2017 at 07:17
by "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
Published 06/28/2017 at 07:17
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4 AM. Heard noise in back yard - fenced yard. Who the hell is making all that noise out there?
Released the dogs. Dogs found the intruder. Proceeded to sniff it. Play with it a little.
Intruder was not in playful mood. Sprayed my dogs. Now dogs, house, grass, shoes... everything smells like skunk
Washed the dogs the best I could, but my hands stink. Everyone in office is bitching.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/28/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 0
so i guess you’re now Mr. Popular?
;)
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 1
I downloaded an image of a skunk. Gonna show my coworkers my new “pet”. See how long I can have this going.
"vondon302" (vondon302)
06/28/2017 at 07:26, STARS: 1
Ugh been there. I can almost taste it just thinking about it.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
06/28/2017 at 07:31, STARS: 0
You...probably shouldn’t have gone in.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 07:34, STARS: 0
probably... They will survive. Skunk smell never killed anyone. No one visits the office so it will be ok.
"jimz" (jimz)
06/28/2017 at 07:40, STARS: 3
"Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
06/28/2017 at 07:43, STARS: 1
1 quart hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda 1 teaspoon dish liquid. Been there, done that...
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 07:46, STARS: 2
Thanks. We washed the dogs this morning. It could be that our noses got used to smell, but it seemed the dogs didnt smell anymore.
My hands still smell a little at work.
We’ll wash everything again tonight. Should be fun. Dogs will be so confused getting baths twice a day.
Could only get to so much at 4 am
"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/28/2017 at 07:58, STARS: 2
I wonder who was in my room last night, who the hell was in my bed...
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 0
How does a skunk smell anyway? (Except bad, obviously)
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0
I want an update on that :)
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
06/28/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0
Last time I had to do that was on a camping trip. We washed the dog with all the tomato juice from our cooler that was supposed to be for bloody marys. That barely made the smell tolerable for the noght. Then in the morning the girls went to a nearby convenient store and bought out the last 3 bottles of douche on the shelf. We had the dog standing on the boat ramp at the lake while we washed him. Some smelly girly shampoo masked the last of the odor.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 0
no one is buying...
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0
eh. it doesn’t bother me that much. It didn’t get in dogs’ eyes so they are fine. Stinky, but fine.
We’ll give them another bath tonight. Rub some burbon on them. Make them smell like a bar
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 0
I don’t know. Didn’t get to one close enough to smell them. Their spray however smells kinda like vomit mixed with marijuana.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 1
Sad, that would have been fun.
“Hey check out my new cat, I found it in my backyard and it didn’t have a collar, so I kept it”
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0
yeah. ah well. I’ll have to try something better next time.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 3
sounds like a regular Saturday evening :)
"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/28/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 0
I live in a skunk-free zone. Is this a good thing?
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 0
pfft... no. who eats your garbage at 4 am?
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0
May I interest you in venturing out to your garbage bin around sunset or sunrise and encountering a skunk? Get sprayed by one and enjoy the smell of vomit and marijuana.
Of course you could just vomit and smoke up... but I like my way better.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/28/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 0
DAH NAH, DAH NAH, DAH NAH, DAH NAH, DANANANANANANA DANANANANANANANA *wanders off making guitar noises*.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 09:03, STARS: 0
Meh, not a smoker, shit can get really bad if they catch you with THC in your system while driving. And it stays there for a long time.
We don’t have skunks in Europe I think
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/28/2017 at 09:07, STARS: 0
I heard once that the best solution to skunk smell is to bathe in tomato juice. It doesn’t actually work, but I heard it once.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 1
Yeah. I don’t like telling people how to live their lives... I choose not to partake. As for skunks, I could have sworn they existed in Russia... but apparently I was too young and must have mixed them up with some other creature. You are right. They are not native to Europe. Odd considering same climate and vegetation/garbage composition.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0
yeah. I don’t think it works... From what I understand is that fabreeze works. I don’t know if it will have any effect on dogs skin... but more baths for dogs for sure.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 09:18, STARS: 0
Apparently, We have an equivalent: The Iltis:
Wait no, not this one, this one:
Looks like a ferret, but stinks more
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 0
unless... you make a nice coat out of the family....
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/28/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 0
Raccoons, aka Trash Pandas.
"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/28/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 1
With its nose.
Could not resist, #sorrynotsorry.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/28/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0
Like concentrated weed smoke.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 0
Well played :)
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 09:38, STARS: 0
I don’t smoke myself, but don’t really mind the smell of it
"jimz" (jimz)
06/28/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1
never driven past a roadkilled one? They tend to “open the floodgates” when they get cherry pied by a car.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/28/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 1
They have trash pandas because someone brought them there.
Skunks are kind of cute and entertaining if you don’t piss them off. They waddle and make the funniest noise when walking. One night when camping, I was walking along a trail when a skunk popped out of the bushes and walked about 4-5 feet in front of me. It wasn’t bothered by my presence, but I was afraid of it. This is how I learned about how they walk and the noises they make.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0
Lovely :)
We don’t have those here, roadkill in Europe is mostly foxes, and the occasional badger
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/28/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0
I don’t like the smell of the burning stuff, but I’ve threatened to use unburnt stuff as an air freshener. The problem is that my cars smell fine and may go into Canada, where I suspect it’s illegal to possess.
I have never smoked anything and I have no intention of starting now.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/28/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 0
To not have skunk, raccoon, opossum, cat, dog, deer, elk, moose, etc, for your roadkill. Such decadence.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/28/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 2
The thing that seems to be most common online is 1 quart 3% hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda, and 2 teaspoons dish soap (i.e. Dawn, Palmolive, etc. not the stuff you put in the dishwasher).
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 0
Yeah. we rubbed baking soda and palmolive on them. Didn’t do much. I was afraid of peroxide thinking it’s gonna turn their hair color.
I like my dogs. I don’t like green dogs
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 0
hahaha. I don’t have a problem with them either... for the most part. Except for when they make a mess of my garbage and spray my dogs. Then them and I can no longer be friends.
Friends don’t spray friends. Friends don’t eat friends’ garbage.
"user314" (user314)
06/28/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/28/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 1
This is the best kind of trolling
"user314" (user314)
06/28/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0
This. Seems like every other week or so one will get smacked (or at least frightened) by the T , so we’ll get to smell it on the way in and coming home.
"jimz" (jimz)
06/28/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
ever smelled odorized natural gas or propane? the mercaptan compounds they use is similar to skunk spray, but the skunk amps it up to over 9000.
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
06/28/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2
Might be different with your pups due to breed and hair/fur type, but I will say that hydrogen peroxide has never affected out pups fur.
"Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
06/28/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0
Dawn dish soap works fairly well on your dogs. Be careful not to get it in their ears/face and rinse them thoroughly. I had to wash my pointer once after she got in a tussel with a skunk.
"Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
06/28/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0
like bad burnt coffee. It’s potent enough to make you gag.
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
06/28/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1
I wish my dogs got into a tussel with this skunk. They just tried playing with it. Licking it... smelling it. Jerks.
Any intruders will be licked to death and smothered with love after.
"Meatcoma" (mastapoof)
06/28/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0
Haha. Mine was pretty territorial about the back yard.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
06/28/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0
the one they used on mythbusters. should be good for your hands too.
Here is his recipe:
One quart (1 lt.) of 3% hydrogen peroxide
One quarter cup of baking soda
one teaspoon of liquid hand soap (not detergent)
Bathe your pet in this solution and rinse with warm tap water. This solution could irritate a pet’s eyes and should be used carefully. Krebaum warned that there is no way to store this potion. “If you put the ingredients in a bottle, the whole thing would explode.