Good night, Oppo

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/27/2017 at 22:53

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I’ve done lots of stupid shit, but not opioids. We apparently care about that now that white people have discovered it. Because you know, oh shit, it’s a problem because whitey has discovered heroin and crack, so it’s a national crisis, as NPR tells me.

My point is, you get sober in the morning, then you earn money for more booze. That’s the better addiction

I hope I have kids someday, because that’s the sort of wisdom you impart


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
06/27/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 2

Pretty sure “drugs are bad” still rings true and “moderation is key”.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/27/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1

Especially if it’s a key lime pie

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
06/27/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 2

Gimme the pie and no one gets hurt...

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/27/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 2

Opioids have been an issue for forever now, they’ve just been a mainstay of upper middle class housewives (prescription drugs) rather than your average joe.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Turbo Doritos" (booniebrew)
06/28/2017 at 04:15, STARS: 0

If you were doing amphetamines so you could get the housework done without eating and lose some weight you could use a little yellow pill to take you back down after.

Kinja'd!!! "wkiernan" (wkiernan)
09/20/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 0

Oh wow, you’re missing out. A lot of things are advertised as better than they actually are, but opiates really feel as good as you’d imagine from listening to that song.