You know, this means so very much to me. 

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/27/2017 at 20:33

Tags: Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
STARS: 2

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I can never fully give my heart to you, Oppo, if you don’t love it as much as I do.

I had a girlfriend who listened to that actual song so many fucking times and this was the only thing that helped me keep my sanity.

Replies (6)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

You like my Hyundai?

See my Hyundai?

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

I remember the first time I learned Weird Al was Not A Jew. It shook my world to its foundations and made me realize that goyim could be okay too.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 0

Die-Trying, you starred this, and I’m calling you out, because you get me.

"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/27/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

What’s staff replies mean?

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 1

I think it means we all get to post on the FP.

Oh yeah, baby, Jalopnik is about to get very 90s house music.

"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/27/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 1

They do need a day off! :)