Why aren't there muscle crossovers? 

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Published 06/27/2017 at 18:27

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Jack Baruth explains it best but it is surprising that only the Durango has a “muscle” variant without buying a luxury car

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I don’t think that its going to save the enthusiast but it does seem like it would make money


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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 1

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Nissan did. Limited slip, short ratio 6spd, Recaros.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0

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Nissan did. Limited slip, short ratio 6spd, Recaros.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0

Because absolutely no one (almost no one, shut up) buying a crossover cares about performance. Even in the luxury market, it’s not about the added performance, but the added exclusivity.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
06/27/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 1

My intuition says no one would buy it because crossovers are focused at people who don’t really care about cars. But people buy V6 Camrys which is like a muscle piece of Wonder Bread so what do I know?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/27/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 3

3rd gen Toyota rav4 V6 was pretty hot. Almost all the XT foresters were pretty hot stuff (especially the SG). Generally speaking...people care about performance crossovers like I care for Jack Baruth (not at all)

Kinja'd!!! "Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
06/27/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 1

I think muscle implies RWD and crossovers just aren’t. That said, a V8 Mustang or Camaro platform crossover would be interesting.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
06/27/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 1

There is such a thing as a CR-V Si. Unfortunately it costs $35k and has a beak on the front.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
06/27/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 3

THE ONLY WAY

how does this man get paid?

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/27/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0

But there are.

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Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

Yeah, that’s a great idea. It would definitely help justify the cost of platform development for those vehicles.

I just think of all the people who want a pony car but their spouses say that it needs four doors and be more practical (this, this is my situation). A camaro or mustang based crossover would sell.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 1

I mean, sub $50k would be nice lol

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 0

By saying ridiculous things lol

Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
06/27/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

Honestly because for the most part, crossovers are marketed toward women. If you’re a dad and you walk onto any car lot that has full-size SUVs that’s what they’re steering you to or a truck. If you’re a mom crossover first.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/27/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0

The new GLC-63 AMG with the V8 will certainly be a muscle crossover.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 0

It’ll also be over $80k, I’m curious about the lack of non-luxury muscle crossovers

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

So, cars like the Subaru Forester STI and Mitsubishi Airtrek Turbo R?

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/27/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 1

Chevrolet tried.

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Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/27/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 1

All I know is that oppo gets under his skin and that brings me some joy.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 0

I mean 264hp in a car that size isn’t exactly crazy. It’s X5 sized when the X5M was pumping out nearly double the power

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0

I’m just thinking about a company doing something significantly over 300hp at least. Something the size of the new Equinox but with the Camaro V6 or 5.3L V8 would be a good start.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/27/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

Well that’s more a crossover between an obscenity and a vulgarity

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1

Yeah, the only crossovers that seem to be remotely marketed towards men are Jeeps. Everything else is BOF

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/27/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

Like an Escape ST?

The closest thing we have is the 2.0 Tiguan with 4 motion. Pretty much a GTI engine and Golf R Haldex system, but no one bats an eye at it.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/27/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0

The Focus RS engine in the escape? I know the MKC does it but it’s tuned for smoothness. If it was tuned like the RS, that would be a heck of a crossover

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/27/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0

I’d rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
06/28/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 0

The X5 M was playing in a whole nother league. I’m not even sure if both of them were on the market at the same time.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/28/2017 at 07:56, STARS: 1

I bet an aftermarket company would happily oblige.

The idea of a baldy crossover is extremely enticing to me.

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/28/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0

Oh yeah, but that’s what you’re paying for. If the Equinox would have had 364, that would have been a hot crossover

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/28/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0

350hp in a non-premium compact crossover would sell. It would be the one all the husbands buy

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/28/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 1

Was the Journey with 290 hp the closest thing?

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
06/28/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Probably, but it’s a seven seat midsize isn’t it? A hot one of those would have to be at least 400 hp

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/28/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

HEMI swap.