by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/27/2017 at 16:23
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/27/2017 at 16:23
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I’ve been sitting—in park—midspan for 15 minutes because of an accident. AND I REALLY HAVE TO PEE.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/27/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 7
Maybe open the driver door and stand shielding your eyes like Washington crossing the Delaware as if you’re looking at the accident in the distance and hope nobody notices what you’re really up to?
It’s not like you’ll be the first person to take a whiz on that bridge. Not like you’ll be the only one peeing on it that instant either.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
06/27/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 3
Is there a bottle nearby?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 4
You’re over a river. What’s the problem?
"Aremmes" (aremmes)
06/27/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 2
Open the door and do a squat-n-squirt behind it. Does your car have rear doors? Open both driver-side doors and do it in between them.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/27/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 1
Go pee at the scene of the accident.
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/27/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 2
There used to be a song called
Yellow River,
right, back in the day...?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 17:14, STARS: 2
If it were only yellow, that would be an improvement for most city rivers.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 2
It says a lot about me that when I first read it, I interpreted as you asking if there was alcohol handy to help pass the time.
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/27/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 1
I imagine you are talking about the water.
"Alf Romio" (alfromio)
06/27/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 0
I keep an empty Costco milk jug in the car for this very reason...as long as I remember to empty it...
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/27/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1
This is why you should always keep an empty bottle or two in the car.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/27/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 1
Lol GWB
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/27/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1
I misread it as “battle” and thought “OH FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS.”
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 0
Thankfully no, it’s Ben Franklin in Philly. At least that sort of shitshow is uncommon on the Ben Franklin.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/27/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 1
Also let’s be honest, it’s Philly. I guarantee it’s not the worst thing someone has done in public.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0
I imagine so too.