Captain Obvious: The Charger Hellcat is a Monster

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Published 06/27/2017 at 13:00

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Recently a co-worker drove me to pickup a take-out order in his Charger Hellcat, but for some reason the 707hp stock Hellcat wasn’t enough, so his had 790hp. These things are absolute monsters, and he made the NITTOs fucking scream every chance he got. I’ve never felt so much straight-line speed in a vehicle before.


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Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 4

Don’t forget, it’s still on this platform.

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/27/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 0

Pssh it’s LTJG Obvious at best.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/27/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 1

But how much did the gas gauge drop in this one lunch run? :p

Kinja'd!!! "gawdzillla" (gawdzillla)
06/27/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 2

95% of the american doesnt know / care :sad:

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/27/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

I thought some was from the S class.

It was the only good thing DaimlerBenz did for Chrysler - gave them a platform that was light years ahead of anything they had. So good that they have never replaced it.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

I’m thinking the Charger Hellcat is at least an E-8.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 7

I’d take one of those with 790hp as well.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/27/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

Nah Charger’s an officer. Challenger is enlisted. Rampage is a warrant officer.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 3

Not sure, but he claims to get 26 on the highway, which borders on unbelievable .

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0

There is no freaking way a Rampage is a warrant officer unless it is also a Hellcat.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/27/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

But have you actually seen a Rampage? It’s a ghost, like CWO-5

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

Historically, this E-Class was actually seen as a huge step back from the previous gen - there’s even a ‘reliability concerns’ section on its Wiki page.

Chrysler just used what they had. And used it well I guess, though most of their cars based on this platform are hopeless around corners since they had a habit of not upgrading the suspension and brakes when they increased the power output (looking at you 300C SRT8).

Mopar have used this platform much better lately though, won’t deny that.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

Me too.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/27/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

Only the rear suspension

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0

Yep, though that’s a pretty important part if you want to go around a corner.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/27/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 2

There’s a Hellcat that comes to our Cars & Coffee with a sticker for a tuner that has “1000hp” on it and the vanity plate “707 LOL”

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/27/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0

These have an 8 speed right?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
06/27/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 1

Well, when is the wedding?

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/27/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1

Winner right there.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/27/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1

Ya ZF8HP90 I think. Not sure what the ratios are for it or the diff.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/27/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1

Honestly, this is what a car should be. We’ve been so spoiled by electronic nannies and über-intrusive traction control systems that we forgot that cars with excessive power take skill to master and care to drive. No, you can’t pound the gas pedal into the floor board without the rear tires breaking loose, no, there’s not enough computer to stop you from killing yourself if you’re inclined to do so.

Many people may ask “But why?” My question is, ostensibly, “Why the hell not?!”

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/27/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1

Disappointed there’s no clickbait titled video with your reaction. 3/10 IGN.

Kinja'd!!! "jmgadget" (jmgadget)
06/27/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1

They are quite fuel efficient at highway speed. That seems to be a consistent number for HWY MPG across the Hellcat owners.

Kinja'd!!! "StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
06/27/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

They are soooooooooooo much fun and addicting to drive.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 0

The Willys would kill me.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/28/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 0

+Wagon.

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 0

Yes so I can haul ass and more ass.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/28/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0

Rear facing seats so you can haul ass^7

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/28/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 0

Bingo.