Should it bother me that this went unremarked?

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/27/2017 at 10:03

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My behavior has become normalized and it’s time to find a new workplace with coworkers who do not accept this sort of excuse at face value.

Replies (33)

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/27/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 6

Au contraire, you need to step up your behavior. Start drinking iced coffee out of Venetian loafers.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 0

That why I worry if I leave the restaurant industry, normal behavior where I work crossing the line every other job. 

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

That why I worry if I leave the restaurant industry, normal behavior where I work crossing the line every other job.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

Can we compromise? How about Venetian coffee out of iced loafers?

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/27/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 2

Meatloaf coffee out of iced lemons.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 2

That Juke stuff certainly wouldn’t fly in most industries.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure that’s Cockney rhyming slang from something really filthy.

Mods!

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 1

Why are you working at a place where people drink cold coffee and wear loafers!

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 1

The stuff makes Juke stuff look tame.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

The stuff makes Juke stuff look tame.

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/27/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 1

try going from a construction job to a state office. The looks I got when I asked if anyone else was gunna order a fucking beer at lunch.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/27/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 1

I really do need to start making my own Cockney rhyming slang lexicon. I don’t think even with words like “Berk” that the normal one goes far enough into vulgarity, and the urban dictionary is so passe these days.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 4

Because I don’t have the skills to survive in a real job and it’s too late to turn back now.

My best argument for hiring me is that any company that does can qualify as a non-profit, both because employing me is a charitable act, and because I steal enough time and office supplies that I negate all of their profits.

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
06/27/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 4

It shouldn’t bother you. Acceptance is the final stage of grieving.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:19, STARS: 0

I don’t see how that’s possible without being very illegal.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

Are the pens any good!

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

But working with me is supposed to have just two stages repeating indefinitely: anger and grieving.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 1

What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 1

I use my own pens. I’m all about heavy the weight paper and binder clips, baby.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0

Until it gets served to someone’s table

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/27/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2

Watch the movie waiting, it’s accurate.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 1

Small, medium, or large binder clips? Weigh your answer carefully. Our friendship hangs in the balance. I’m very particular about my office supplies

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 3

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/27/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 1

All the sizes. Different size documents need different size clips.

"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
06/27/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0

Not having free access to pillage the office supplies was the main thing I missed when I retired

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/27/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

Time to up your game son!

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

If you’re only thinking about documents, you just don’t get it.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

That bites. I’ve ordered mix drinks before at lunch, with my boss sitting next to me.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/27/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 1

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 1

For their intended purpose, medium. For constructing Rambo-style cubicle traps, large and giant, for novelty and craft purposes, small.

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/27/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1

at previous jobs i’ve had boss’s order rounds for us. at that place its grounds for termination.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

Correct.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/27/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

Blech.