by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/26/2017 at 17:35
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/26/2017 at 17:35
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Seen at a construction site
"Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
06/26/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 3
What if I’m a fast walker? Does it apply to pedestrians, too?
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/26/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 2
I have yet to see a speedometer that actually registers anything below 10mph (that isn’t digital)
"user314" (user314)
06/26/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 9
Our next stop was to Ft. Myers, Florida and Sanibel Island, which was where Jimmy Buffett lived when he wrote “Margaritaville”. The only way to get to Sanibel Island is to cross a little rickety bridge. A little rickety freakin’ bridge! I expected to see a troll and some billy goats! This bridge is so rickety, the speed limit is 5 mph, and I got a ticket! The officer asks, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?” “I don’t know, 8, 9? My foot slipped off the brake!” “I clocked you at 11 mph. More than twice the legal speed limit!” [Ron puts his wrists together as if he is asking to be handcuffed] “Take me to jail. I’ll make a million dollars telling this story if you take me to jail for going 11 mph.”
Ron White
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/26/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 4
Old pic, but this sign was at the Zion Nuclear Generating Station until late 2016 when someone stole it.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/26/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0
Kinja’d?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/26/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 0
That was my thought, but I guess mayb front-loaders might show slower speeds.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/26/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 5
4 what
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/26/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 2
Yo momma
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/26/2017 at 18:13, STARS: 1
Forgot to post the pic xD
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/26/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 0
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/26/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 2
I’m going to assume that’s the maximum warp factor that part of sub space can handle.
"TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
06/26/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 1
What do i do if my speedometer doesn’t star to register until 10mph? just widely guess? or just do what i always do and ignore the sign and drive a speed i feel safe.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/26/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 0
There’s a 45mph speed limit sign on one of the main roads here, but there’s a rusted brown rivet between the 4 and the 5 so it looks like it says 4.5. I once was (briefly!) stuck behind some jamoke who thought that was what it really said.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/26/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 1
I just drove through a private community with signs showing 23 miles per hour.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/26/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0
I love how specific it is. Like an old parking garage I used to park in with a “7 1/5 mph limit”
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/26/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0
That’s oddly specific
"Rico" (ricorich)
06/26/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1
I’ll have you know that statistics show that pedestrians are 765 times more likely to survive an impact at 4 MPH than 5 MPH.
/s
"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/27/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 0
The theory behind that, is that drivers are more likely to notice the sign and remember it than a normal number.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/27/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 0
bizarre as that works out to 37km/h
"Rico" (ricorich)
06/27/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 0
Signs like that are for functioning idiots.