Abomination

Kinja'd!!! by "blackchair" (blackchair)
Published 06/26/2017 at 16:49

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I pulled up next to one of these the other day. This should show up under the definition of disproportionate.

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/26/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

I don’t like it, but I still think the X6 looks worse.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/26/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 4

PSA for every time someone posts complaining about these: the official Oppo term for this vehicle segment, as declared by me, is the SHIT (Swoopy Hatchbacktified crossover for Image-conscious Trash) .

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0

Did you see a GLE Coupe, or GLC Coupe?

Also, what happens if Audi enters the fray?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/26/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

I feel like ‘Bloated’ needs to be worked in there - that’s the overriding theme of these, in my mind. Can we add “ B loated, U gly, L arge, L ow-utility” to the front, perhaps?

Kinja'd!!! "BeauM" (BeauM)
06/26/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

You rang?

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Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/26/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 1

Meh. It’s not bad. But then again, I think the X6M is awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
06/26/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

I’m right there with you

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/26/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

They’ll figure out a way to make it look good.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/26/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

I wouldn’t buy it, but I don’t hate it.

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
06/26/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 0

I don’t think the term “disproportionate” applies here. See, a puppy with big paws is disproportionate, yet still adorable and cute.

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Those on-roader coupes? I think we need to check the Oxford dictionary again for something more fitting.

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
06/26/2017 at 17:31, STARS: 0

Lop off the bottom third, look a normal looking vehicle again! I seriously can’t un-see this. All these things are just normal sedans riding about 1/3 higher than they should be. I imagine a normal sedan but propped up on stilts riding on a skateboard. Can’t un-see.

Kinja'd!!! "blackchair" (blackchair)
06/26/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

It was a GLE coupe. It’s like a car but everything is bigger except length. It’s as tall as a CX-5.

Kinja'd!!! "blackchair" (blackchair)
06/26/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 0

Thank you!