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Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 06/26/2017 at 13:53

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Because the Miata only has four lugs. Five lugs are a status symbol of bourgeoisie opulence and oppression.  

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Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
06/26/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

NC?

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/26/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
06/26/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

And convertibles aren’t?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/26/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0

That’s why the Miata died after it. People became fed up with the capitalist excess.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/26/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1

bruh

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/26/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1

Convertibles increase the solidarity of the proletariat by not isolating them from each other.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/26/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1

Acceptable. As long as it contributes to the industrial or agricultural production of our glorious state.

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
06/26/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 4

They were just preparing for the inevitable.

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/26/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 0

Well... after a fashion I suppose.

I mean, it takes me to and from my job, which in turn allows for the continuation of certain construction projects. Other than that it’s strictly selfish uses

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/26/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

We’ll call it voluntary extracurricular labor.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
06/26/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1

I don’t know why but pics of the new yata’s don’t set my world on fire. When I see them in person I think they look great!

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
06/26/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

What about this?

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Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
06/26/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

More bourgeois, GT86 with 5 lugs and cloth, or Miata with 4 lugs and leather?

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
06/26/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "and 100 more" (nth256)
06/26/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

“We are minivan bros!”

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Basically the same car.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/26/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

I disagree with literally everything about this post

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
06/26/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1

My Accent only has 4 lugs! :D

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/26/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

Seven spokes

Six lugs

ew

At least it’s not as bad as 5 lugs on six spokes... but only because it’s harder to tell.

Kinja'd!!! "AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
06/26/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0

How do you explain the hidden Bilstein dampers and brembos? Imposter!

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
06/26/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

Count again. 7 lugs. Not 6, not 8. 7. Because “F150 7700" or “Heavy F150". if you ordered the snow plow package.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/26/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

d’oh

I know Ford has done 6-on-7 before... so I saw seven spokes and made the leap...

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
06/26/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

monster miata is always the answer

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
06/26/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

I once had a car salesman in utter complete confidence tell me there never was a pontiac with 8 lug wheels. I am never very forceful when I know I am right. I just let them be wrong and hope sometime in the future they will realize my rightness and feel a tinge of shame.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/26/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

Try 5-spokes and 8-lugs.

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Because bling I guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/26/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 2

Even with my significant Miata bias, I definitely would pick the 86/BRZ, cost and condition being equal. I just had a lot of fun with the one that I drove for a few days and it was just so much more practical without making any compromises. It needed more sound and more traction but so did my Miata when I bought it. Those are easily fixable things with the aftermarket!

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
06/26/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

Better stay away from generation NC.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/26/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0

I’m more open to that for a few reasons. One, 8 lugs form an almost continuous ring so it doesn’t look so stupid. Two, 5 spokes make for a very conventional-looking rim that doesn’t draw attention. I think it looks more boring than wrong. Three, there is an actual reason to have 8 lugs because it’s on an HD truck, but at the same time 8 spokes are kinda hard to pull off without looking bro’d out.

With all that said... still ew

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/26/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

Anything with less than 5 lugs doesn’t have the guts to be a drivers car

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/26/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 1

I mean, the idea that a complicated folding roof isn’t a symbol of oppression is........idk, but the fifth lugnut is not the problem here.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

4 lugs, such a luxury.

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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 0

4 lugs, such a luxury.

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Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
06/26/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1

Thats an easy fix. ‘Yotas are super moddable. Sometimes, when they feel like slumming it with the proles, they even mod themselves.

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