I'm drunk. AMA.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 06/26/2017 at 00:18

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Shania Twain fucking rocks, Mark Twain makes beautiful children.


Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/26/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 0

If someone totalled your Juke, and you couldn’t get another one, what would you get with the payout?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

I walk. Juke or nothing.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 0

Why did you not go with “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” or “That Don’t Impress Me Much”, which are her best songs?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 1

“Man, I Feel Like A Woman”is stupid, “That Don’t Impress Me Much” is a close 2nd. 

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/26/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 0

am also drunk. I’ll like your juke posts but this is a bridge too far

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/26/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 1

How bad do you really want to meet CB. I mean you commented twice.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
06/26/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 1

“No One Needs To Know” is my favorite.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

I’ve meet him before, he’s alright. I’m getting Kinja’d lately with double comments.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

I’ve meet him before, he’s alright. I’m getting Kinja’d lately with double comments.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Deal with the Twain.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

That one is ok.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/26/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 0

Thats it, banned.

wait, not a mod.

theyll be getting a message about this.

provided i cared., which i don’t.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
06/26/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

One of our best friends was Shania Twains lead guitar player for a decade. He’s incredible and has a ton of stories.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
06/26/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 1

I’m a fan of “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under” myself.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

Fucking Nashville, full of musicians of shit.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

Fucking Nashville, full of musicians of shit.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

We’ve met a few times. As you can tell, I’m a pretty big deal.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
06/26/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

My wife’s step brother plays for Colt Ford too hahahah

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/26/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0

I’m going to put a home shopping order in for Tuesday morning. Should I get a 5litre keg of Budvar Budweiser?

It’s £15 for 5litres.

What say you?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/26/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 1

I got to drive her tour bus once. #claimtofame

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

Colt Ford is ok.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0

What did it smell like?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

Only 5L, rookie.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

Only 5L, rookie.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
06/26/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

It was on the soundtrack of the greatest movie of all time (Twister). Therefore, you are wrong.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/26/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 2

I don’t recall. I guess it didn’t impress-a-me much .

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 0

I stand by what I said.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/26/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0

So I should get two then. Cheers fella. ;)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:57, STARS: 0

Why 2, go for 3.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/26/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

I think I’d probably get bored of the taste after about eight litres. I could always get some some Guinness, Old Speckled Hen, etc... what other beers do you suggest?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 0

You could sell it for profit to friends, and spend the profits on more beer. I imagine you could get Innis & Gunn on your side of the pond. I like their Rum Finish & Original. Lately I’m drinking lots of cider, & not as much beer.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/26/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0

I’ve tried a few of the Innes & Gunn drinks, didn’t like them.

Selling to friends could be difficult, I’ve only got one friend (who doesn’t live near me), a few acquaintances who I don’t really socialise with and colleagues (who can buy the drink as cheap as me).

I could get some cider. Our place has expanded it’s range of cider. We’ve about 70 flavours, types, nationalities, etc...should I get English, Irish, French or other?

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 1

I have no clue, I’m lucky to live/work near lots of apple orchards. So there is lots of local Cider.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/26/2017 at 01:34, STARS: 0

A mixture it is then.

It’s 6:30am here so I’m going to get some shut eye before I head off to another night shift.

Take care fella, have a good one.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
06/26/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 2

Do you drink to cope with how ugly your car is?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/26/2017 at 02:01, STARS: 0

Not sure if you’re serious about the Mark Twain/Shania Twain relation

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/26/2017 at 09:14, STARS: 0

Colt Ford? Shouldn’t that be Colt Dodge?

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
06/26/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

I’m not a huge fan but her step brother is cool and reallly good