Things that are bullshit about living in the future

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 06/25/2017 at 23:59

Tags: Complaining
STARS: 8


Kinja'd!!!

1) It costs $1.50 for air at the gas station.

2) I can pay by tap on my card, but can’t use a toonie or nickles to pay for it.

Why is the simplest machine such a pain in the arse?


Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0

We need to meet before you move.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0

We need to meet before you move.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/26/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

Because they didn’t spell it tyre?



Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/26/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 2

CP, except for those fancy ones that beep when it reaches your pre-set pressure. Now THOSE are the cat’s pajamas.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/26/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 1

Yeah fuck that noise. I keep a 12V tire inflator in my trunk so I never need to deal with these.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
06/26/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 2

I remember the local Amoco having a “free air” hose sticking out of the side of the building with a simple air chuck on the end of it. Bring your own damn gauge.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
06/26/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

I use the Chevron near me because they’re the only station I know that still has free air. Well, the only station until you go out of town.

Kinja'd!!! "DrJohannVegas" (drjohannvegas)
06/26/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0

You fill your tires like 10 times, you coulda had the cheapo special from Canadian Tire or Princess Auto or whatever knockoff Harbor Freights y’all got up there, eh.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/26/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 1

Don’t Nissans do this now? IIRC they beep the horn when a low tire reaches its recommended prsssure.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/26/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

Oh yeah! Forgot about those.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

That’s the plan for when I move. I would suggest the idea to my mum (it’s her car), but she’d never figure out how to use it. Hell, the reason why I fill up the tires and not her is because she doesn’t know how to.

Yeah. This place sucks.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 0

Possibly. Up for Baby Driver this week? We could get an Oppo crew to go.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 0

Maybe. I’m off today, & tomorrow.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/26/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 0

Maybe. I’m off today, & tomorrow.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/26/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Unpopular opinion: Seems fair/who cares

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
06/26/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

land of the free indeed

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
06/26/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1

I have a non-zero desire to buy an abandoned gas station, such as one near my parents old house.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:40, STARS: 1

I mean, it’s Canada. We’re not the land of the free, last time I checked, but costs do cover healthcare expenses.

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
06/26/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

all you north americans look alike.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:44, STARS: 0

That hurts.

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
06/26/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 1

at least you can get that looked at with your free healthcare. You socialist.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

Comrade .

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
06/26/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 1

A family friend bought the abandoned Texaco station in my home town to operate a feed sales business out of it. He was the only bidder at the auction and bid $10. The place has 5 service bays and a 2 post lift, plus a 4-car pole barn out back. I offered him $20... Needless to say he didn’t take it.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
06/26/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 0

Well ... here in California free air and water pumps are mandated by law, but they’re sometimes poorly maintained and the pressure gauges don’t work. I bought a tire inflator anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/26/2017 at 01:57, STARS: 0

There’s still a few stations around me that offer free air/vacuums as well

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/26/2017 at 01:59, STARS: 1

I agree charging for the air seems fair. $1.50 may be a bit steep though. It would depend on run duration, as well as what it costs the station to operate and maintain one of those pumps (including replacing components people damage/steal).

Kinja'd!!! "PWRandSPD" (Pwrandspd)
06/26/2017 at 07:53, STARS: 0

Funny enough, all the gas station air pumps have prices on them by me, but if you go in and ask them to turn it on, they have to by law as it is a safety issue. So you only have to pay if you don’t know to ask.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/26/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0

At one point I remember if you bought gas or something, you can just ask the attendant to turn it on and give you free air. I remember doing it before.

Kinja'd!!! "carcrasher88" (carcrasher88)
06/26/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

C’mon down to NY! We’ve got a chain of convenience stores that offer free air at every location. And, as far as I know, even the ones that don’t sell gas have them too!

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
06/26/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 2

“the reason why I fill up the tires and not her...”

Hmmmm

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
06/26/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 0

Even gas stations around the Midwest charge like that. Except for one chain that always has these free air pumps off to the side.

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Cheers.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/26/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

Phrasing, I know.