My Dog Just Ate 10oz of Glitter

Kinja'd!!! by "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
Published 06/24/2017 at 18:50

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I’m expecting this shortly.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/24/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0

How much do you want for it?

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
06/24/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 4

If there’s anything I know about the golden turd, it’s that it drives whoever possesses it to madness. I’ll trade you for the 924, which I’d like to believe has the same property.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/24/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 4

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/24/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 5

Fancy looking Scoob 

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/24/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 3

It’s not scoob. It’s scoob’s baller cousin.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/24/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 3

Fun fact: Model Magic goes through the Canine digestive system completely unaltered.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
06/24/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

Occasionally he poops inside the house and I kinda hope this is one of those times. Then never again.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
06/24/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 3

GMC Poofreshinal Grade.

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
06/24/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0

Hahaha. Our dog ate at least 12 of a 24pack of Crayola Crayons once.... laughed so hard when it came out

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
06/24/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

My first dog got into our tinsel one year, there were tinsel turds for a few days after that. Dogs are silly.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
06/24/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

I can come confirm that candle wax passes through a dog unaltered.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/24/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 1

As long as you don’t start randomly murdering people as a result.

Kinja'd!!! "David Baker" (mark7lsc1)
06/24/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 2

I read this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice: It’s not The Scoob, but it is The Scoob’s baller cousin.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/24/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

Yep. Sorta what I was going for. I didn’t remember the exact phrasing though.

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
06/24/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 0

Ten fluid ounces, or ten ounces by weight?

Because ten ounces by weight of glitter is SO MUCH GLITTER.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/24/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0

I’m kinda curious what it will look like. SR20 required

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
06/24/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

Good question. I have no idea which standard they use for glitter...

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
06/24/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 1

Its by a wide margin the most interested I’ve ever been in dog shit