by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 06/23/2017 at 11:50
by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 06/23/2017 at 11:50
Tags: PyP
STARS: 4
Your Wallstreet cocaine dealer has let you down with his/her latest shipment. To make up for it, he/she gives you the choice of taking his F50 or Diablo all expenses paid except gas. Which do you take and why?
I’m going with my favorite and also best Lambo:
And you bet your posterior it’s gonna be cocaine white.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/23/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0
Diablo
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/23/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1
A F50.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/23/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0
Lambo again for me, not being red is not the only reason
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/23/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 0
Diablo no question. I heard the F50 is like having a Formula 1 engine on your back.
"Katsumoto" (katsumoto)
06/23/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 4
F50
Get it in yellow, get my states DUI tags(yellow with red letters) and just drive it all over town.
Have it detailed to vacuum up my loose coke and snort it out of the end of the vacuum hose before it hits the bin inside.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
06/23/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 1
Dat Fiat Coupe tho. I want that one.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/23/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0
Forget both of them. I’ll take the Fiat Coupe Turbo 20V behind your white Diablo.
Pls gib Fiat Coupe.
If I HAVE to choose, I’ll take the F50.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/23/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 2
The doors of a billionaire:
I mean, if I’m on cocaine, the answer is crystal (heh) clear.
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
06/23/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0
Diablo is my favorite car ever so no contest
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
06/23/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0
Although it pained me not to pick the GTO last time, BC I love the Miura, I’m back on my fan wagon on this.
1000% F50. It is one of my top 3 cars ever made. I’d choose it in yellow or black, but would obviously take Red.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
06/23/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 0
Diablo GT.
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
06/23/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 2
Personally?
Whichever I can sell for the highest sum and buy a car I’d actually want. Like a V8 MGB or an SD1 or something. For some reason hypercars have incredibly little attraction to me. Even if I could afford one, I think I’d rather buy a Leno-esque fleet of shoddy rusty Brits and Italians...
"Tripper" (tripe46)
06/23/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0
F50, spoiler is a more appropriate height for gaggers!
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
06/23/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 0
I, too, would take the popular choice: Lambo!
Although the F50 would be an experience to drive, too.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
06/23/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0
F50,
If I’m gonna be all coked out driving a car might as well be a coked out car!
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/23/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0
F50 because Formula 1 derived v12.
"ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
06/23/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0
Until I read this I didn’t know DUI plates were a thing. It turns out your Ohio DUI plates look basically like the standard NM plates:
Which is not to be confused with the centenial NM plates, which are my favorite:
And the (finally) now discontinued ballon plates can go... fly a ballon:
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
06/23/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 0
F50 because I think dying in a fire is better than slowly dying in a ditch somewhere.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/23/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 1
Diablo SV. FAVORITE. CAR. EVER.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/23/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
F50 for track work, diablo for street.
"Katsumoto" (katsumoto)
06/23/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0
Yea i though they were out of state plates at first.
I have ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY no sympathy towards that either. Your decision risks others lifes, i drink i find other transportation. I dont even drink at places like Hooters, BW3s, and places like that, unless im not driving then, gimme a double shot of Jack.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/23/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0
I’ll take the Diablo, and despite my employment in The Industry, sans cocaine.
"ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
06/23/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 0
Considering that the red lettering on yellow was sporadically used as New Mexico’s plates since the 1923 and has been the standard plate in its current from since 1979, I’m not sure if Ohio is making a statement about New Mexico or if they just think a drunk is behind the wheel whenever they see a NM car driving through?
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
06/23/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 0
The F50 is much more car and a much more visceral experience.
"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
06/23/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 1
Diablo. Because NFS games when i was young.
It looks, and sounds better
"Katsumoto" (katsumoto)
06/23/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1
I doubt it. Its probably just used to easily identify prior offenders.
Since the yellow stands out on nearly every car.
I mean i do live in a state that changes the plates designs alot. I think in the last 20 years we’ve had like 7 different plates. So go figure.
The only state Ohio has any issue with, is NC. Its only about the “first in flight” thing. Since the Wright Brothers were from Dayton Ohio, but flew their plane in NC.
They have a replica of their original plane in the building they built the first plane in.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/23/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0
This is pretty simple for me F-50. Why? Because I don’t plan to keep either long term, but with the F-50 the future sale price is 10x that of the Diablo.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/24/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 0
F50 , coz its a Ferrari
"Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
06/24/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0
Whichever let’s me take the roof off because they’re both damn cool. Probably the Fez
"Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
06/24/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0
Where is that lead pic from?
"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
06/24/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 0
I think it’s from FH3?
"RT" (rt-p)
06/27/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0
The Diablo, but as Gandini himself envisioned it.
Cizeta V16T.