They said CASUAL John

by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 06/22/2017 at 23:31

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Timmy don’t need no belt.

Replies (10)

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/22/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

We got the wooden spoon...

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura)
06/22/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

My mother had a wooden cutting board with a handle on it...

"VW Max" (vw-max)
06/22/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

r/youdontsurf

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/22/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 0

ooo coverage

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
06/23/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

Slotted spatula here. Though it flexed more than people think it did. Definitely could’ve been worse.

"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/23/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 0

My grandfather had a big paddle with holes drilled in it. We also had an uncle that liked to make kids go out to a bush at the far end of his yard to get their own switch. My brother decided to be a smart-ass once and got a really short one. My uncle took off his belt and used it to whip my brother every step of the walk to the bush, made him get a new switch, and then hit him with the switch until they got back to the porch.

"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
06/23/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 0

Wooden spoon trumps the cutting board, less surface area, more sting. Funny story, my mom busted her favorite wooden spoon on my ass when I was a wee lad. That just pissed her off even more. It’s a toss up though between belt and wooden spoon. Both effective and both hurt.

"Svend" (svend)
06/23/2017 at 04:18, STARS: 0

My dad used to use Hush Puppy suede/leather slippers or leather belt, sometimes he’d be in such a hurry he’d end up using the bucket on me.

I don’t know if he’s still alive and frankly:-

Yep, that’s right.

"RPM esq." (rpm3)
06/23/2017 at 04:20, STARS: 2

I read this as Mom holding out for four when Dad had only threatened two, but be that as it may, why is Dad still wearing a belt here? Does he have a separate belt of the same color just for whuppin’? Fancy!

"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
06/23/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0

The belt isn’t for the kid.

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