Its been a hell of an afternoon

by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 06/22/2017 at 22:55

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On my way home from work I somehow broke a shock mount in the rear. Half way home its banging around all fucked up. I cant get the lugnuts off. 2/5 are stuck, ones stripping. THE MOTHER FUCKING WRENCH GIVEN TO ME IN THE CAR DOES NOT FIT THE FUCKING LUG NUTS. WHAT THEY FUCKITY FUCK. I got to Sears, the lug nuts is a 20mm. Ok I need an impact gun and I’ll get a whole impact socket set. NO FUCK YOU YOU WON’T. The set skips over 20mm. Sears is also sold on of 20mm singles. I’ll have to get the standard type socket. Cheap ass piece of shit gun still does have the power to get the nut off. I use a torque wrench and STRIPPED THE ASSHOLES. I get a 19mm and POUND THE SHAFT INTO THE HOLE. Its a tight hole but if you BANG HARD enough it will go in. I finally get my nuts off. One nuts is stuck in the socket so I BANG A SCREWDRIVER and the mother fucker goes right through the top of the lug nut. Then my 5 y/o daughter face plants off her bike in the middle of the street. blood. fuck today.

Replies (6)

"Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
06/22/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 2

and POUND THE SHAFT INTO THE HOLE. Its a tight hole but if you BANG HARD enough it will go in. I finally get my nuts off

Not sure it’s appropriate to mention your 5y/o daughter in this paragraph frankly I’m disgusted

"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
06/22/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0

Sounds like your nuts were swollen.... Probably a 19mm to start with but then the chrome caps trap moisture and bulge, so you end up with bulging swollen nuts.... good times.

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/22/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 2

Do they have a pill for that?

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
06/22/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

Chill pill? Perhaps just plain ice would help with your swollen nuts.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/23/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0

Why did you get rid of the WRX again?

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
06/23/2017 at 07:49, STARS: 0

i had a job with a company car, leading the WRX to sit with me making payments, while my wife’s car was falling apart. We sold the WRX so she could get something that wasn’t going to leave her stranded.