I Leased A Damn Thing

Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 06/22/2017 at 21:27

Tags: ram ; damn ; ram dash cam
STARS: 5


Its a Ram. A Damn Ram. A Damn Ram with a Dash Cam. Ram Dash Cam?

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2017 Ram 1500 Express Quad Cab, V6, auto, 4X4, “Express Value Package” (20" wheel and tire option with UConnect 5.0 and backup camera).

Not much else, but nothing else really needed.

Ram has a $199 lease deal for 36 months and 30k miles, and that fits me well. I didn’t like the itty bitty 17" wheels and 3.0 radio, so I upgraded a bit. I’m paying a tad over $199. Okay.... $245. But my Mazda is gone, and I’m in something new with a warranty.

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My dealer found it about 50 miles away and it came in late Tuesday, so I’ve been driving it since Wednesday afternoon. Signed the lease tonight. And right away my OCD is TRIGGERED.

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AND LOOK HOW BASE MODEL IT IS

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But I can shift through the 8 gears via buttons, so I won’t miss driving manual TOO much.

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And it has my favorite option that all cars & trucks should have:

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AND, to top it off, my wife and I found a Durango we agreed on, and its on ITS way from the same dealer that had my Ram. It should be in tomorrow. It is also black.

No more Mazdas for us :D

Also, this is personally only my THIRD brand new car. And my last one was a Dodge.... way back in 2000. Everything else new my wife has had, so I’m kinda stoked to finally have something new again for myself.


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
06/22/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 4

Congrats! Any trepidation about leasing a truck with the normal dings and dents a truck bed usually picks up?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/22/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 18

We’re reaching a point where there will be more active Oppos with trucks than there are jkm7680 posts about trucks.

Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
06/22/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

Every time I drive an automatic vehicle with shift buttons/paddles/whatever, I always let it shift on its own. It ain’t the same thing when you’re pushing a button and the transmission decides to respond a second or two later.

The car I had as a loaner while my car was getting serviced (Cayenne V6 Platinum Edition, 8-speed auto) was no exception. Pull a paddle, and it responds when it feels like it. Utterly pointless. I just let it shift on its own..

Kinja'd!!! "Bytemite" (bytemite)
06/22/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

Pushing a button to shift is like bagging your dick before plunging into a pocket pussy.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
06/22/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/22/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

Needs more Hemi but otherwise 9/10 would whip for 36 months for barely more than my loan payment on my 2010, 113k mile truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
06/22/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

A/C, yes? And it’ll prove useful. Did they put a bedliner in it?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
06/22/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

Nice congrats. How do you like it? Pretty similar to mine but mine has the hemi and I am paying $270 a month with a couple more features like trailer brake

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
06/22/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 1

A RAM with a dash cam to make sure no one rams your RAM?

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
06/22/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 1

Quad cab 4x4 with bluetooth a backup camera, but no Hemi. Interesting option package you have there.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 1

congrats. thats a lot of vehicle for 245

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/22/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0

Ram cam

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
06/22/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

Shit that lease is too good to pass up.

I want a Ram, man.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/23/2017 at 00:48, STARS: 0

I’d love to see some follow up posts. Leasing a truck is something I’ve considered a few times as a third vehicle. The resale is so good the leases are pretty low. But scratching it all to hell and getting in trouble with the lease for it scares me.

Kinja'd!!! "V8VespaStoppie" (v8vespastoppie)
06/23/2017 at 05:41, STARS: 1

One of us! One of us!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 0

I’ll probably get a mat or a bedliner for it. I’m not going to use it to haul much, really.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

So far I’ve only used them to gear down for a speed limit drop or a long downhill section of road. It seems to respond pretty quick.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

I rarely plan to use the truck as a truck, so I shouldn’t beat it to Hell TOO much. And if I do I work at a dealer so small dents and scratches will probably cost little to nothing to have fixed.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 0

So far so good. Thought about the Hemi but it would have added another ~$50 to the lease based on the way the ones we have here were optioned.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

I think if I did lease a Hemi, I would too tempted to add an exhaust, do burnouts, etc....

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 0

Just FCA things

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 10:23, STARS: 0

Yes. And no, not yet. I’m not going to be hauling much, so I might just get a mat.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
06/23/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

Just don’t want them to ding you on surrender value b/c of bed damage.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
06/23/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0

I’ll be careful ;)

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
06/23/2017 at 19:43, STARS: 0

Congrats. Out of the 3 big name trucks, I’ve always thought the Ram was the best looking.