by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 06/22/2017 at 18:53
by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 06/22/2017 at 18:53
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STARS: 14
...with which I can describe this engineering marvel. Zoom and enhance.
They drilled two holes into the front of the housing and painters taped two flashlights in...
Bravo whitetrash
Bravo.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
06/22/2017 at 18:57, STARS: 1
Bravo. Raise your glass to the white trash!
"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
06/22/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 2
“The HID bulb is how much?”
*Proceeds to grab a pair of shitty flashlights off the trinket shelf at the checkout.
“These’ll do.”
"vicali" (vicali)
06/22/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 1
Billy, climb out and switch me to hi-beam.. I’ll hold yer beer..
"itschrome" (itschrome)
06/22/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0
For human progress and evolution has begun its collapse. Forth hence all progression may only in two flavors regression and death.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/22/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 1
Yeah just destroy some $500 apiece (and that’s probably an understatement) headlight housings so you can skimp on $40-on-amazon HID bulbs. Sure.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 1
If you’d seen the driver and passenger you’d understand how accurate this is.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 1
Hey, those flashlights are usually free at Harbor Freight.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0
But Harbor Freight flashlights are FREE.
"TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
06/22/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1
Got to love 3rd owners.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 4
You forgot nacho cheese and cool ranch.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
06/22/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 1
Your right. Praise be to you shinning glimmering glorious light barrer. For you have saved humanity.
Have a fish!
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 1
Maximum fish achieved!
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/22/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 3
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/22/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 1
I wouldn’t have believed it had it not been parked in front of my office.
"Zip-McBump" (zip-mcbump)
06/22/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 1
That is the shortest damn Escalade I’ve ever seen.
"Rico" (ricorich)
06/22/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 2
At least they put a high beam and a low beam.
"Bytemite" (bytemite)
06/22/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1
My faith in humanity...oh wait there wasn’t any. As expected, carry on.
"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
06/22/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0
There were people in it, I didn’t want to alert them to my presence.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
06/22/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0
I guess I get the regression thing, as this was 10 years ago.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
06/22/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 2
I didn’t realize the Escalade had gotten cheap enough for someone with this level of trashiness to own one yet.
"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
06/22/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 1
Never underestimate white trash.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
06/22/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 0
Nope! You won the coveted Japanese eggplant award!!
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/22/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1
* BuyHere, Pay Here Lessee*
"XJDano" (xjdano)
06/22/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0
My wife will like that. As long as it’s gluten free.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
06/23/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0
Glass? We don’t need your fancy glasses, we have jars