It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru

by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 06/22/2017 at 14:00

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"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/22/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 1

It’s missing this and a darwin fish.

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
06/22/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1

Doggone it! TWO car stereotyping posts I have to refute in one day!?!

ALL of my Subies are and will remain sticker free!

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/22/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 2

This person is an asshole. I’m disappointed that according to their crab-shaped Maryland flag sticker, they’re from my home state.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/22/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

Passive aggression?

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/22/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

Bottom right: I was gonna say “Douche on board” but this was all they had in stock

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

Beating people up definitely fits with the WRX lifestyle.

"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
06/22/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 2

I mean...I wasn’t gonna touch it, but then I saw the sticker.

*teabags door handle pocket*

"fintail" (fintail)
06/22/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0

Nah, needs at least 5 stickers. Bonus points for one about a dog, or if a dog is in the car.

"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/22/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

The heat shield death rattle? Or the rear wheelarch rust? Either way, I learned to drive on that exact car/color + a manual trans. Good times.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/22/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 1

I love when my heat shields sing to me.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/22/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0

What about a local farming sticker?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/22/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

And horizontally opposed cylinders.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/22/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

I’m disappointed they came to my home state.

"fintail" (fintail)
06/22/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

Only if in tandem with something “artisinal”.

"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/22/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 0

They’re especially vocal in the winter IIRC

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/23/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 0

Just let it warm up and see if you can tighten any of the million screws.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/23/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 0

How about: If you don’t support logging try wiping with a plastic bag ?

"fintail" (fintail)
06/23/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 0

That’s a new one to me, but I have seen “spotted owl tastes like chicken” - definitely not for the Subie set around here.

Super duper extra bonus points for carrying a ski rack all year when you actually last went skiing in 1998.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/23/2017 at 09:56, STARS: 0

Kayak racks and you’re not even sure what they are for.

"fintail" (fintail)
06/23/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

With an always-empty and parking-damaged rear bike rack for good measure.