Simpsons Quotes

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Published 06/22/2017 at 13:21

Tags: Simpsons
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The one I use the most is

“Who shot who in the what now?”

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I use it when someone says something I didn’t hear right

and my other favorite is

“Sweet merciful crap”

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so what are your favorites OPPO?


Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/22/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

“There’s no trick to it, it’s just a simple trick!”

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
06/22/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1

I most frequently use Principal Skinner’s “GM Chrysler!” outburst.

Kinja'd!!! "dropthatclutch" (dropthatclutch)
06/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 2

“Ha!” - Ms. Krabappel RIP

The ultimate laugh of derision.

Kinja'd!!! "Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
06/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 5

My favorite (though it has limited use):

“No TV and no beer make Homer something, something”

“Go crazy?”

“Don’t mind if I do!”

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 2

“Shhh, you wanna get sued” From the Shining Treehouse of Horror

“Like a fox!” A couple episodes mainly the Lemon tree/Shelbyville

“Grisly bear underwear” from Mr. Burn’s “See my vest” song

“Take that! And That!” Smthers shooting staples from when Mr. Burns gets shot

“Hi everybody” and “You need booze” -Dr. Nick Riviera

“Whoaaaaa that’s good Squishee” Bart

and literally many others that don’t pop to mind at the moment

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1

I used that one today in a reply to an oppo post that’s what got me thinking about it.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppo-is-pretty-hot-this-morning-1796333422

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/22/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 3

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 2

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“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/22/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/22/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2

“meh”

“cromulent”

When I buy a bag of premade chicken that says grill
“Le grill, what the hell is that?”
“Save me Jebus”

When I do a repair
“The half-ass approach to foundation repair”

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In high school, saying superintendent was a tongue twister so I just said “SuperNintendo Chalmers”

 

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 3

I definitely use sweet merciful crap a lot.

Kinja'd!!! "Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/22/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1

Also,

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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/22/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
06/22/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1

Stupid carbon rod.

Alcohol solution to and cause of all of life’s problems

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

that one shows our age

Kinja'd!!! "Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/22/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 1

“SMRT”

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

Quimby: I’m sick of you people! You’re nothing but a bunch of fickle mush-heads!
Guy in crowd: Give us hell, Quimby!

Homer at baseball without beer: I never realized how boring this game is.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/22/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 2

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Hey ma, how ‘bout some cookies?

No dice!

This. Ain’t. Ovah.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/22/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 1

My dad and I reference that bit a lot.

Kinja'd!!! "spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
06/22/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2

Hi everybody!

It’s perfectly cromulent.

Me fail english? That’s unpossible.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

That’s unpossible.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

I use “crap on a crutch” a lot.

Also:

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“Nutty fudgkins”

“Aw, raspberries”

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I’m sure I use many more that I don’t even notice.

Kinja'd!!! "0pihl" (0phil)
06/22/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 2

“I used to be with it but then they changed what it is” Grandpa Simpson

“Records from that period are spotty at best”-Nelson Muntz

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/22/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

“look in the tunk”

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/22/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

That’s my wife’s. I forgot it was even a Simpson’s quote.

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/22/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

Boo-urns!

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

why did I have the Bowl Bart, why did I have the Bowl

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
06/22/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1

I find

“your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, but..”

and

“Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean...”

to be quite useful in both HR and customer service situations.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
06/22/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

I know I work cromulent and emiggen into conversations as often as possible, along with velocitator and deceleratrix.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0

The newsletter is a classic, I use that one online from time to time

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1

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