by "Wacko" (wacko--)
Published 06/22/2017 at 13:21
Tags: Simpsons
STARS: 3
The one I use the most is
“Who shot who in the what now?”
I use it when someone says something I didn’t hear right
and my other favorite is
“Sweet merciful crap”
so what are your favorites OPPO?
"random001" (random001)
06/22/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1
“There’s no trick to it, it’s just a simple trick!”
"jimz" (jimz)
06/22/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 1
I most frequently use Principal Skinner’s “GM Chrysler!” outburst.
"dropthatclutch" (dropthatclutch)
06/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 2
“Ha!” - Ms. Krabappel RIP
The ultimate laugh of derision.
"Arrivederci" (arrividerci)
06/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 5
My favorite (though it has limited use):
“No TV and no beer make Homer something, something”
“Go crazy?”
“Don’t mind if I do!”
"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 2
“Shhh, you wanna get sued” From the Shining Treehouse of Horror
“Like a fox!” A couple episodes mainly the Lemon tree/Shelbyville
“Grisly bear underwear” from Mr. Burn’s “See my vest” song
“Take that! And That!” Smthers shooting staples from when Mr. Burns gets shot
“Hi everybody” and “You need booze” -Dr. Nick Riviera
“Whoaaaaa that’s good Squishee” Bart
and literally many others that don’t pop to mind at the moment
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1
I used that one today in a reply to an oppo post that’s what got me thinking about it.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppo-is-pretty-hot-this-morning-1796333422
"My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/22/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 3
Stupid Sexy Flanders
"CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 2
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“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/22/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/22/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2
“meh”
“cromulent”
When I buy a bag of premade chicken that says grill
“Le grill, what the hell is that?”
“Save me Jebus”
When I do a repair
“The half-ass approach to foundation repair”
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In high school, saying superintendent was a tongue twister so I just said “SuperNintendo Chalmers”
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 3
I definitely use sweet merciful crap a lot.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/22/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1
Also,
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/22/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 4
"vondon302" (vondon302)
06/22/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 1
Stupid carbon rod.
Alcohol solution to and cause of all of life’s problems
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0
that one shows our age
"Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/22/2017 at 13:50, STARS: 1
“SMRT”
“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
Quimby: I’m sick of you people! You’re nothing but a bunch of fickle mush-heads!
Guy in crowd: Give us hell, Quimby!
Homer at baseball without beer: I never realized how boring this game is.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/22/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 2
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Hey ma, how ‘bout some cookies?
No dice!
This. Ain’t. Ovah.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/22/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 1
My dad and I reference that bit a lot.
"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon)
06/22/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2
Hi everybody!
It’s perfectly cromulent.
Me fail english? That’s unpossible.
I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1
That’s unpossible.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
06/22/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1
I use “crap on a crutch” a lot.
Also:
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“Nutty fudgkins”
“Aw, raspberries”
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I’m sure I use many more that I don’t even notice.
"0pihl" (0phil)
06/22/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 2
“I used to be with it but then they changed what it is” Grandpa Simpson
“Records from that period are spotty at best”-Nelson Muntz
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/22/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0
“look in the tunk”
"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/22/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0
That’s my wife’s. I forgot it was even a Simpson’s quote.
"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
06/22/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0
Boo-urns!
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0
why did I have the Bowl Bart, why did I have the Bowl
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"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 2
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"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
06/22/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1
I find
“your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, but..”
and
“Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean...”
to be quite useful in both HR and customer service situations.
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
06/22/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1
I know I work cromulent and emiggen into conversations as often as possible, along with velocitator and deceleratrix.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0
The newsletter is a classic, I use that one online from time to time
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 1
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