Tepid Take: The original 911 Targa is ugly as well

Kinja'd!!! by "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
Published 06/22/2017 at 12:11

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You can tell how little care went into it. Look at the rear window, it’s obvious they built this over a convertible body.


Replies (31)

Kinja'd!!! "Jonee" (Jonee)
06/22/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 8

Go to your room and think about what you just said.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

I half-agree. Still looks better than a 991.

Kinja'd!!! "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
06/22/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/22/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1

Yeah, but on the other hand

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Nah, I got nothin’ Carry on.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0

Your punishment for this comment is to car pool in Crazie Kanuck’s car for a month

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 0

I rode in it once. It’s not terrible.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
06/22/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

Needs to be a soft window Targa for optimal basket effect:

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No 911 cabrio until MY 1983.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

ok then a CVT fwd juke for a month

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

Does this mean I get a free car?

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 2

stop looking at the bright side, take your punishment like a child and act like it’s the end of the world

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
06/22/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1

I don’t like 911 targas either. They are ugly.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 1

Oh no, I have to... pay for gas? Is that it?

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 0

and insurance in Ontario!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/22/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

Nooooooooooo!

Wait, I’m moving to Saskatoon in three weeks. Can I take my punishment in three weeks, then?

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/22/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 1

damn you now I have this song in my head

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Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
06/22/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

That’s not the most worrying thing considering this company couldn’t even figure out the proper end to put the engine at.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/22/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
06/22/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

The original targas need the rear wing to not look weird. However, I think the new targas are gorgeous.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/22/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

The rear window looks cool and gives sweet, sweet visibility.

Kinja'd!!! "Master Cylinder" (mastercylinder28)
06/22/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

I gotta say I agree with you on this. I think the Targa just looks wrong. I’d even rather have a convertible 911 than a Targa.

Kinja'd!!! "Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
06/22/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0

All 911's are ugly.

Kinja'd!!! "Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/22/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0

That’s not a blemish, it’s a beauty mark.

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
06/22/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 0

... It looks good to me. Building it over the convertible is the best place to start. Starting with the coupe would not leave enough structural integrity, and you would end up with three smaller than the coupes windows. The single big rear glass is very good looking.

Kinja'd!!! "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
06/22/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 2

Let’s say Phoenix, Arizona is liking the Porsche 911.

CB is Winslow

I’m Gallup

You’re the Atlantic ocean, you’ve gone too far.

Kinja'd!!! "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
06/22/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 1

Yeah, from an engineering standpoint, it’s not a bad decision. I wouldn’t mind owning it as long as I can afford someone to blindfold me before I leave the car.

It just looks hacked together imo

Kinja'd!!! "punkgoose17" (punkgoose17)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

I think visually it was designed for the roof piece to not be in place. The eye connects the lines more nicely with the (very flat) roof removed.

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Kinja'd!!! "Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
06/22/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

Nope. Sexy AF.

and GOD how I want a Singer Targa.

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Kinja'd!!! "Jonee" (Jonee)
06/22/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0

I love that movie.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/22/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

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If you’re going to make something a targa, make it one from the beginning.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
06/24/2017 at 03:00, STARS: 0

Of course they built it over a convertible body, why wouldn’t they!? The wrap-around window is interesting and cool

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
06/28/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

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