I have issues.

by "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
Published 06/21/2017 at 23:34

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I was cutting hot peppers and then I took a leak and got hot pepper juice on my WIENER and my life is NOT good right now.

Feel free to reply with an appropriate gif.

That is all.

Replies (33)

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
06/21/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 17

Stick your junk in a cup of milk and swish it around.

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/21/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 3

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/21/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 6

Directions perfectly clear, stuck junk in milk

"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/21/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

Or use your junk to make the milk to swish it around in.

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/21/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 9

rub your hand in your eye to forget

"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/21/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 19

"Tripper" (tripe46)
06/21/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

A chili willie? Cornstarch and water

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/21/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 5

It’s amazing what you find when you google spicy penis.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/21/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

You’re just jealous.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/21/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 2

Well, you fucking did it.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/21/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 0

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/21/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/21/2017 at 23:51, STARS: 0

That works.

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/21/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 2

and now... weirdest thing on the internet googling fire piss gif

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/21/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 1

and now... weirdest thing on the internet googling fire piss gif

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/21/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 0

I typically don’t touch the tip on my penis when urinating, I might suggest you not do that henceforth.

"XJDano" (xjdano)
06/21/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 7

Fire crotch.

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/22/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 3

Sour cream.

Find some sour cream and, um, apply it to the parts that burn.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/22/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 8

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"Autofixation" (Autofixation)
06/22/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 2

Dish soap, seriously. It will pull the oils off of your stuff. I did the same thing a year ago, much to the fiancee’s amusement.

"MAXIMUMVRM" (maximumvrm)
06/22/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

Don’t feel bad this little guy is taking a leek too

"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
06/22/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 1

Sometimes it’s a good idea to wash your hands before doing your business.

"DiExMachina" (DiExMachina)
06/22/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 1

Do you have a wife, girlfriend, guyfriend? Do you hate said partner? Go have fun with them before you wash anything off.

"DrJohannVegas" (drjohannvegas)
06/22/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 1

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/22/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

Ouch

"nafsucof" (galinskiomatic)
06/22/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

Ahhh yes. I learned that making guacamole at chilis dicing 10# or jalapeños after drinking several coffees. Had to pee so bad, finished the Hal’s ran to bathroom to relief. There was no relief.

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/22/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 1

I put peppers on my wiener all the time, don’t see what the problem is.

"Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
06/22/2017 at 02:03, STARS: 0

I have come home from a night out on more than one occasion and said to myself “homemade fresh salsa/guacamole sounds delicious” and then made such a snack including some cutting of peppers, and then touched my eyes on accident, and then despite the booze and food I’m miserable because my feels like it’s on fire.

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/22/2017 at 02:26, STARS: 2

In the words of my father, bet you only do that once

"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
06/22/2017 at 03:32, STARS: 2

Everyone reading this

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/22/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 0

Makes it nice for whoever scrubs the bathroom.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/22/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 0

Pretty weird. Did it offer any provenance?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/22/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 1