by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 06/20/2017 at 23:37

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i ate too much chinese food and my stomach hurts ama

UPDATE: The storm has passed and now I’m staring down the abyss that is a Snickers Xtreme.

Replies (39)

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/20/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

What did you have? Was it good?

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
06/20/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

Wait 10 minutes, you’ll be fine.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 1

mmmm TWICE COOKED PORK AND HOUSE FRIED RICE

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/20/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 2

Is there such a thing as “too much chinese food”?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 0

no

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 4

My heart says no but my stomach says yes.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/20/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0

Damn, now I want some Chinese food.

The house fried rice from my favorite Chinese restaurant is beyond godly.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 2

A good house fried rice doesn’t need soy sauce.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/20/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1

On a scale of 1-10 how screwed is your toilet?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/20/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

but will it hinder your ability to shit post?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/20/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

but will it hinder your ability to shit post?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2

"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
06/20/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2

This should’ve been my yearbook quote.

High school opponauts take note.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/20/2017 at 23:46, STARS: 1

A good house fried rice will also have you wanting more even when you’ve gone through an entire container of it.

Not that I would know or anything.

"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
06/20/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

Zofran?

Y or N

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/20/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 2

Why are cargo shorts the best?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

YN

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

It’s time for DAAAAAAAAAAAD

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/20/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 1

Over a year later and I’m still happy with mine

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/senior-quote-lopnik-1742927457

"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/20/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

Is Veganism immoral?

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/20/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 1

BIGGER AIR

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/20/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

Because they aren’t.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/20/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 0

Teriyaki or sushi

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/20/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

PISS SPIN

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/20/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 1

Maybe what you need is some chocolate...

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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0

I like both.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 1

BAN

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/20/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 0

no

"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
06/20/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 1

I actually don’t think we even had yearbook quotes.

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/20/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

NO CHICKEN BALLS???

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/21/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 1

BAN

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/21/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

I genuinely dislike shorts in general except for when I’m at the gym or excercising.

I always wear pants.

I’m currently wearing my Adidas soccer training pants, which are the most comfortable joggers I own.

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/21/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 1

You don’t suffer from hairy ass leg syndrome? My legs need all the cooling it can get. I also wear shorts around the house in the winter. They’re like intercoolers for my legs, so shorts are a staple of my adult-manchild wardrobe.  

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/21/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 0

My leg hair is very light, so you couldn’t tell it’s there unless you actually look at my leg from like a foot away.

Also, I am rather pale. My legs are really pale. I have a few pairs of grey and black Nike and Hurley shorts for when I go out on really hot days. I prefer not to blind people with my pale-ass legs. Pale legs with light hair isn’t a good combination.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/21/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 0

...acceptable

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/21/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0

Have you ever heard the song ring of fire by Johny Cash?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/21/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Am I an American?

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
06/21/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 0

You done? Good. Now watch Styles vs Okada.

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"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/21/2017 at 03:43, STARS: 0

so no problem then

;)