Dear person with white accord sedan

Kinja'd!!! by "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
Published 06/19/2017 at 21:39

Tags: Rant
STARS: 3


You park like an ass. Every night you park like King Dick since resident parking hours expire and allow it. Please do take up two spots on the street since your new Accord is much more valuable than a Bentley Arnage. Go eat a rear main seal, you infantile pillock.


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/19/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

Step 1: Get Joop ready

Step 2: Push Accord wherever you want

Step 3: Park Jabbar Singh’s 525i in a space

Step 4: ????????????????

Step 5: Profit

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/19/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

i’m sorry

Kinja'd!!! "C62030" (c62030)
06/19/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 2

That paragraph was such a beautiful marriage of Mr. Regular and James May.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/19/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 1

Step 4: get gas can and torch Accord

Kinja'd!!! "brianbrannon" (brianbrannon)
06/20/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 0

the pebble under the tire valve cap is good times.