I have had 60oz of coffee in the last 3 hours

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 06/19/2017 at 21:19

Tags: I'm scared
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

Is this what death feels like?


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/19/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 4

That’s less than 8 cups casual

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/19/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 1

Can you now see sound?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/19/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 3

Featured on Kotaku: How Casual Coffee Drinking Can Improve Your Sex Life

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
06/19/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 1

that’s what life feels like brother

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/19/2017 at 21:31, STARS: 1

To a Colombian, that’s what we call our morning routine.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 2

I can taste the colors in the air

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1

What, no coca?

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
06/19/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 2

It’s only bad when your bladder starts acting up.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/19/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

What did you think made our coffee so famous and addicting?

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
06/19/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

Heh, the way civilians drink coffee is cute.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/19/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

So a normal day ?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1

Real men drink it via enema

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
06/19/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 0

That’s what, a pot? I’ll consume one before 10am if I’m not paying attention. Sometimes more than that if coworkers are drinking coffee and therefor making more. Welcome to Dr Tongue’s 3D house of Maxwell.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 0

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It’s 3 of these. Maybe it’s closer to 72oz

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
06/19/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0

You know what coffee’s good for? Breakfast. Know what else is breakfast?

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Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/19/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
06/19/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 2

Topped 96 oz. once in the span of about 6 hours. It did nothing that day. The next day was filled with jitters and fast speech. I learned what the color green thinks when it is alone...

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

Cake. Cake is for breakfast.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
06/19/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0

Especially the pan variety.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0

No. Birthday cake that’s been sitting under plastic all night, so it’s nice and sticky and moist.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/19/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 1

Wow, 10/10 have done too much coffee before, but not that much. I would just start shaking and be totally useless the rest of the day.

I worked at Pepsi one summer making product. We got the caffeine in 1 kilo bags. It looked like we were preparing drugs when the bags came out of the box for mixing. I bet one table spoon of that stuff would put you down.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/19/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 2

My chest hurts.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/19/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
06/20/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0

You’re joking, but the things I have seen cannot be unseen.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
06/20/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 0

Sounds like a good Tuesday!