NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

by "for Michigan" (formichigan)
Published 06/19/2017 at 19:12

Tags: shitpost ; nasa ; probe ; uranus ; gas
STARS: 5

Is it a coincidence that the author’s profile picture looks like a 12-year-old boy? Pretty sure it isn’t. He’s probably been giggling to himself with glee ever since he saw the opportunity to write that headline.

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Replies (11)

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/19/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 2

Whoever came up with the headline waited his whole life to publish it. This is the highlight of his career.

"facw" (facw)
06/19/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1

Not alone:

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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/19/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 1

It’s all downhill from here.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/19/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 0

something something blue balls something something

"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
06/19/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 0

This website has some great sponsored content, right.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
06/19/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0

I think this guy topped that.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/yup-im-still-12-1796229608

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/19/nasa-wants-to-probe-deeper-into-uranus-than-ever-before-6718917/

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
06/19/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

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"for Michigan" (formichigan)
06/19/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1

See, I searched “uranus” on Oppo before I posted, but the word isn’t actually in that post, so it didn’t show up.

That headline is better, though.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
06/19/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

Ha no biggie.

"leicester" (leicester)
06/19/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0

Drill baby drill!

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
06/19/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

boobs