Hey, TFritch:

Kinja'd!!! by "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
Published 06/19/2017 at 13:26

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You need a new beater? I have an amazing suggestion :

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Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/19/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

This is a wonderfully awesome bad idea. I like it.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/19/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 2

“runs great, but doesn’t start” LMAO

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
06/19/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

Good thing is already has numbers on the doors, this thing has dirt track written all over it. Also, I’m driving through Sacramento next month. In my truck. It has a hitch. For pulling cars. Goddamnit. My wife would kill me.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
06/19/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Also,

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https://slo.craigslist.org/cto/6183212258.html

$9,000. That smoking implement is fractured. At least it has a full interior, most of them don’t. Still, yours is worth way more out here than you paid.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/19/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

She can only kill you once, right?

Maybe you can whisper “matador X” into her ear while she’s sleeping, repeatedly, over a period of a week or more, while massaging her shoulders. That way, she’ll have a pleasant association with the phrase and she won’t know why.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
06/19/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

Yeah, but it can be slowly and painfully over the rest of my life. Maybe if I dress up in a matador costume and associate the word with the laughter that would generate...

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/19/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 1

Heh. Even with the janky paintjob it’s got. I overheated it on Sunday, btw. The fixed radiator became unfixed, so I spent a couple hours at the side of the road. Hopefully I didn’t get anything permanently hot - a new radiator is now on order. At least when that’s fixed, every single significant failure item will have been clubbed to death and it should be the acme of solidity.

Also, I fixed my window winder on the driver door, fixed my rearview mirror, rekeyed the mismatched door lock, and did some repair to the door card on Sunday. It now locks, closes windows, etc.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/19/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

The hood’s already got damage. Maybe you can get some bull horns.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/19/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

Further notes on that one: it *is* a 352 and not a 289 like mine, but where are his Thunderbird Package fender logos? The headliner has been replaced, I think, and that seat vinyl looks... not great. He’s got better bumper chrome than I do and no left-hand side crease-filled-with-bondo... probably... but $9 Gs?