Off by a full zero. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 06/19/2017 at 11:56

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Aside from the fact that random parts from random cars don’t magically transform into a running anything, If this were turn key and running it still wouldn’t be worth $12k.


Replies (6)

Kinja'd!!! "Jason Spears" (shadestalker)
06/19/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 0

But phone dials!

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/19/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 11

“wife wants project gone” and 12k price = “alright, I put it up for sale...we’ll see.”

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/19/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 5

“I don’t know, babe - $12,000 is really cheap for one of these. I’m surprised no one has called too!”

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
06/19/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 2

“See all these other Porsches going for $50k and up? See? I’m being very reasonable.”

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/19/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 2

*shows wife link to ebay auction of perfectly restored one for comparison

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/19/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

I think that would only give the ruse away.

Original paint. Only 36,000 miles. $8500! No reserve!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1974-Porsche-914-Base-Coupe-2-Door-/232374978755?hash=item361aa0c8c3:g:nAIAAOSwZKBZJz-S&vxp=mtr

(Don’t tempt me.)