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Published 06/19/2017 at 09:36

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/19/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 11

All of which, when applied to another vehicle, would ruin it... and all of which, in this case, improve the Taurus immensely.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/19/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 0

I kind of want the third one. And the fourth. Those are amazing.

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 3

Ha, it’s pretty much impossible to detract from this gen. It’s a shame, given how handsome the first gen wagon was.

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/19/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 1

wide body one looks best

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/19/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 2

I’d rather have the top one.

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
06/19/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1

That wide-body looks surprisingly good. I’d still take the drag wagon, that would just be awesome to drive around town.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
06/19/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 1

I’m Okay with the third one. Reminds me of a VehiCROSS.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
06/19/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 2

I’ve said this before, but I think it would be really cool to lift an earlier Sable (wagon of course) and mount a lightbar in the center headlight section:

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Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
06/19/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

Wtf are you smoking, that’s even uglier. At least the gen after was interesting at least a little bit.

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 1

I can get behind this plan.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
06/19/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0

More boring, and also shit, but easier on the eyes overall.

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

I am by no means a “stance guy”, but I really dig the second one... and that makes me hate myself a little...

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1

I’m ashamed to admit that I feel the same way!

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

You must be a big fan of melba toast and warm milk...

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
06/19/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

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So I guess Taurus stance is a thing

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/19/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 1

If I’m going to have a Taurus wagon it’s to be useful not slammed so hard I lose my oil pan every time I drive it on my dirt road or welded to some frame and lifted into the stratosphere.

Also I drive a silver Forester so yes I do like those things.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/19/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 1

Melba toast and warm milk?

Mmmmm...

But sometimes I’ll spice up the melba toast with some mozzarella cheese...

Kinja'd!!! "Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
06/19/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 1

THIS IS GOLD!