by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 06/18/2017 at 20:58
by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 06/18/2017 at 20:58
Tags: Maximum Parsh
; Porschelump
; Porsche 944
; Porsche
; 944 FTW
STARS: 20
WOO PARSH!
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 16
You’re the only person on the FP who likes us. We’ll remember that when the revolution comes.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/18/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 3
Whooh! Death to the FP Bourgeoisie, comrades!
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/18/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 1
Are you DDing the Persch since the lancer got taken out?
And the mods are our glorious leaders of course.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/18/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0
I just realized the 917 race number.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/18/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 1
This was at autocross today
"daender" (daender)
06/18/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 3
Your LeMons car reminds me of this Improved Touring-B 944 that does club racing in the Southeast Region of SCCA. This was at Carolina Motorsports Park (formerly home to R U Faster than a Redneck? ) about a year ago.
"Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
06/18/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0
Bring the Porsche to SPOKES on the 2nd!
"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
06/18/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 1
All 944's are better with an LS motor. “Parsh” made a damned good chassis but the motors in these things are medicocre, even for the 80's
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/18/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 3
Raph used to but then Jalopnik started letting him actually do things and he was lost forever.
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
06/18/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 1
Whats the word on the hit and skip? My mood sunk when I saw the post and its not even my car.
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
06/18/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 2
I have French ancestry and can help with a guillotine. Even owned the model as a kid. When the revolution starts I’ll need a Home Depot gift card for getting the materials. I’ll give you a “heads up” on the amount :)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 1
That swap’s kinda basic? Done? Over? Call me when you put a 911 flat six in the trunk. That’d be a swap relevant to my interests.
I like ‘em stock. Just enough power. Besides, everything else around the engine breaks with LS swaps.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 2
HEY
The FP must live!
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0
hmmmmmmmm
...how about not?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/18/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0
Perhaps you could be our ambassador to the Capitalist west...
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1
Heck yeah, another Salzburg 917-themed 944. I need to redo my stripes, though. Might upgrade to vinyl over housepaint.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1
ALSO MY PEOPLE.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1
I think it’s three words: womp womp wommmmmp.
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/18/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 3
do it
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 3
Yeah, although Blake’s seller picks it up Wednesday. I’ve got to get some pics of it and get it detailed, soooooo yeeeeah. After that, I’ve got rental coverage, but I really should use the opportunity to legalize the parsh once and for all.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0
Heh, I did once! I need to get whatever’s up with the cooling system fixed first, though. It peed all over the grid. :( I’m going to try it out for rallycross soon, though, if I can get the little underbody tray I took off for Endurance Fun-time in time.
I need to make it back out to a Spokes event eventually, though. I was in the process of doing a bunch of maintenance to the Lulzcer, but noooooo. :(
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/18/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 2
AWWWW YEEAAAAH
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/18/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 2
DEW IT! Then you will be the most Jalop of all the authors. Even Ballaban, because his Yugo isn’t a racecar!
"Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
06/18/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0
yeah, you need to come back out, it’s been a fun season.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/19/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 0
"random001" (random001)
06/19/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0
WHOOOSHPARSH!
"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
06/19/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0
Why make a car slower,and handle worse by putting more unreliable, expensive Porsche bits into it, in the entirely wrong place for an engine?
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/19/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 0
Give me a Trabant. I’ll see what I can do.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/19/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 1
...why not?
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/19/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 0
I saw! I think it may be a bit too understated for my needs, though. IDK.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/19/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 0
So, you want one that’s more overstated? Hmmmmm, have any good action shots?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/19/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 0
You’ll have to make a good impression, demonstrating the prosperity and success of the people’s republic, a Volga would be more appropriate.
"Blackbeard Ben" (blackbeardben)
06/20/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0
Yay for DD’ing the toy when the regular DD can’t be DD!
Bonus points for riding on top of the flatbed! :-)
"Blackbeard Ben" (blackbeardben)
06/20/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 0
Of course, I don’t have rental insurance and the shop is taking forever to get an estimate, so I don’t exactly have a choice.
What happened to your Lancer, Steph? I punted a deer, unfortunately.
"Adventures with Cars" (ltgeorgezip)
06/20/2017 at 08:07, STARS: 0
What happen to the rear glass? Is that a weight-saving mod?