by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/18/2017 at 17:33
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/18/2017 at 17:33
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Literally the only alcohol I have in my house is a 2/3s a bottle of ouzo and two separate halves of a bottle of absinthe. Basically, they’re the same, except one of the bottles of absinthe was given to me by a friend whose uncle runs a country, so it has sentimental value. Also it looks like a bottle of Scope mouthwash and made in Romania(?) and I’m not 100% that it isn’t half chemical. So I’m drinking the ouzo.
I hate ouzo. So. fucking. much.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 17:34, STARS: 0
Me drinking ouzo.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0
As an aside, did “fuck that shit” exist before Blue Velvet? Probably. But I say that a lot and I’m pretty sure that’s due to Blue Velvet.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/18/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1
I’LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1
I think I’d roll the dice on that 2nd bottle of absinthe, chemicals be damned.
Ouzo sucks.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1
It’s not the death aspect so much as the shittiness. At the end of the day, they’re both shitty cloudy anise drinks, and if I don’t drink the ouzo soon, I’m just going to pour that hateful shit out.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/18/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1
I don’t hate absinthe like ouzo, personally. Not that I like it either.
But either one will give you a hangover from hell if you drink more than a little bit.
You should invite the person who gave you the ouzo over. To punish them too.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 18:17, STARS: 1
:( I bought it on a whim.
I’m lucky when it comes to hangovers. As long as it doesn’t involve vodka and I don’t mix my drinks, I can drink as much as I want and still get up at 5 AM feeling refreshed.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/18/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 1
Okay. Actually, I took a big gulp and nearly threw up. No. Fuck this shit. I’m out. I give up.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/18/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 0
You’re luckier than me, then. I get them pretty easily, unless I take great care to pace myself.
Although I’ve figured out that beer is just the worst for me, and as long as I drink decent booze/wine, I’m ok.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/18/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0
Aren’t you in the city where you can get delivery, stat?
That, or a trip to the liquor store seems in order.
Also, give it up and pour that shit in the sink.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/18/2017 at 18:44, STARS: 0
I have some cooking wine and that’s it. I need it to cook dinner, though. And that’s why I’m drinking diet Orange Crush right now.