Agricultural matters

Kinja'd!!! by "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
Published 06/17/2017 at 15:52

Tags: Bovine
STARS: 2


I’ve been at an agricultural show (that would be a county fair for those unfamiliar with the phrase) and have seen there agricultural things.

Like this rather splendid bovine animal. Now, city dwellers out there, would you call this creature a cow?

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/17/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 5

male bull

female cow

Kinja'd!!! "Chinny Raccoon" (chinnyraccoon)
06/17/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

Steer if he’s sans nadgers, although that’s obviously not the case here.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/17/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

I’d call it hamburgers (some assembly required)

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
06/17/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

Ikea hamburgers!

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/17/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 0

Like cows and chickens, the best hamburgers are spherical

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
06/17/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

That’s a lot of bull!

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
06/17/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

Köttbullar!!!

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/17/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 0

a Hereford (where hurricanes hardly happen)?

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Quite likely.

You’d be surprised how many would say “oh, a cow!” despite the obvious bull equipment...

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Now, can you pronounce that??

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 1

Yes, one could say that, if one’s eyes were drawn to the er, bull equipment.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

Bullock on my side of the pond though.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
06/17/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 0

I can try....

Having checked a youtube video on how to pronounce it, it seems I failed. :(

I assumed it to be a more harsh K sound, instead of the softer Ch sound.

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/17/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

Well, simply calling it “bull” or “cow” would be the equivalent of a Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder SWB being referred to here as “a sportscar”, right?

By the way - any chances the animal in question told you the colour of the boathouse...? (Maybe there was no boathouse, of course.)

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/17/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 0

as in “speed limited” or as in young bull?

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 2

Swedish, you see, has its little peculiarities. K followed by a slender vowel - i,e,y,ä,ö - is a “sh” or “sch” sound. G followed by the same vowels is like the y in “yes”. Except that some people pronounce it like the English “j”.

Never attempt “sj”.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/17/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

A bunch of male and female cows/bulls/steer’s are called cattle. And watch the fuck out most bulls are supreme ass holes I can’t believe it’s just tied up like that, usually you want them in a steel pen.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/17/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0

I’ve never seen bulls penned at shows, nor can I remember problems resulting from having them just tied by the nose to something.

Kinja'd!!! "EngineerWithTools" (engineerwithtools)
06/17/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

Some disassembly required first...

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/17/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

To find out you should reach under and give a good yank.

Kinja'd!!! "KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
06/18/2017 at 03:40, STARS: 0

Young bull = bullock

Young cow = heffer

Bull without nuts = steer

And that in the picture is a Hereford bull, quite docile as bulls go, a Holstein bull would probably need to be penned.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/18/2017 at 04:43, STARS: 0

Ah, but names vary throughout the English speaking world. Here it goes:

Ex bull = bullock

Cow who hasn’t yet calved = heifer

We don’t often say steer.

Kinja'd!!! "KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
06/18/2017 at 05:38, STARS: 0

True true, but a heffer is a cow under two years old, and they normally calf at around two years old.

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
06/18/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 0

Ah, but heifer definitions vary. In America a cow under two or three (it varies) is a heifer. Our definition is a cow who hasn’t calved regardless of age (although she will necessarily be young).