Oppo cry with her.

Kinja'd!!! by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 06/16/2017 at 21:35

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Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/16/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
06/16/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0

Reveal the diecast!

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/16/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 12

Say it with me now: “Fuck People!”

Kinja'd!!! "daender" (daender)
06/16/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

...I can’t help but wonder if the suspect was driving a Mazda.

Bummer her car got wrecked, hit and run is fun for no one.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
06/16/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 1

I’m not jarglus.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
06/16/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

Not going to cry. theres no crying in baseball and when this happens. Time to call the collision center and insurance. same thing I had to do and drive in a rental car for a while.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/16/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 17

Dear worthless piece of shit who hit Stef’s car,

Kinja'd!!!

Sincerely,

Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/16/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 4

Nooooooooo!!!!!!

Damn you maniacs! Damn you to helllllll!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/16/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0

I’ve got my “persuader” standing by.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/16/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 6

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/16/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 0

That’s my favorite show to relax to at bedtime.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/16/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 3

Archer is one of my favorite shows ever along with Futurama.

Kinja'd!!! "My X-type is too a real Jaguar" (TomSlick)
06/16/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/16/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0

I never got into Futurama. I don’t dislike it by any means, just never took for me.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/16/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

I’m still holding my breath for Futurama to come back for the umpteenth time.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/16/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0

Apparently they are coming out with a smartphone game written by the original writers this summer. I am cramming Futurama right now as seasons 1-6 are leaving Netflix at the end of the month.

Kinja'd!!! "itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
06/16/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1

I have a ratty e30 you can borrow if you need to (seriously, its a spare/4th car)

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/16/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 1

I know exactly how she feels.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/requiem-for-my-golf-1767959985

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
06/17/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

I’m starring this because I am crying with her, not because I agree with her car being the victim of a hit and run.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/17/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 1

Seen pics. Ain’t good. Someone needs to get kneecapped

Kinja'd!!! "QCGoose" (chrismcfate)
06/17/2017 at 00:50, STARS: 0

Futurama, my favorite show forever.

Also, I have a Futurama game on my phone, simply called “Futurama”, and it plays just like Candy Crush and all the “connect four”-like games.

The “story” to the game, though, or at least the character dialogue, truly feels like it has the show’s writers behind it.

Is that the game you’re referring to, or is another one coming?

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/17/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

Thanks! I’m basically glued to the TV for a day and have the 924S until its owner picks it up and rental coverage for when I take the car to the shop.

I’m just extra mad because today was going to be the Fix Up The Lancer day. It was going to get an oil change and a wash, and now it just sits waiting for body work. I’m so mad. I’ve never had any issues along my street or heard of anyone’s car getting wrecked like this here.

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
06/17/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 0

I can’t sleep. Everything I own seems to be broken. I can’t even sew up my Puffalumps when they need repair. But of course, I’m the one who’s out of pocket because this is a stupid hit and run, so everything’s probably just going to stay broken forever. Nothing ever goes well in my life, ever. It’s all bad. Everything is just bad.

I just went to go hoon the Lancer for a bit this weekend, too. It’s still the best car. Really hoping it’s all just cosmetic damage, but whoever hit it made it all the way back to my wheel. 

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
06/17/2017 at 04:32, STARS: 0

yet another reason i will never live in a city

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/17/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 6

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Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/17/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 2

I do, in fact, have a small family business. And I have put people in the ground.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/17/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0

Yeah? Need some more muscle employees?

Kinja'd!!! "itranthelasttimeiparkedit" (itranthelasttimeiparkedit)
06/17/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 0

I used to live in west campus so I’m paranoid. The last year my then-girlfriend-now-wife lived there I bought a boxster, I basically never visited so I wouldn’t have to street park it...

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/17/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0

Always

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/17/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

their christmas commercial got annoying but this is most excellent.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/19/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

Where do I drop my resume?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/19/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 0

Here

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/19/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0

You literally meant putting people in the ground

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/19/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 1

Yes. Yes I did

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/19/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 1

Apparently I am too used to Oppo joking around

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/19/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 1

And that’s exactly what I was counting on

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/19/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

I don’t see and employment tab, so sorry can’t send in my resume.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
06/19/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0

Do you have uninsured/underinsured coverage? If so, a hit-and-run is treated as an uninsured driver for the purposes of that coverage. You’d be out the deductible, but...