Helmut Kohl has Passed Away

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Published 06/16/2017 at 12:54

Tags: Helmut Kohl ; Germany
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Helmut Kohl, Chancellor of Germany from 1982 to 1998, has passed at the age of 87 .

It’s becoming harder and harder to remember (or imagine) a world without a united Germany, but it could have ended so tragically different.

Auf Wiedersehen

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Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/16/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 0

Long live Helmut Spargle.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/16/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1

We will all eat sausage in his memory

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
06/16/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 2

yep. It took a while to get used to not having to specify “East Germany” or “West Germany.”

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/16/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1

Let’s not forget that Kohl groomed Angela Merkel to be a first-line politician, but when it was discovered he had made some terrible mistakes, she felt no compunction in feeding him to the lions; in fact, she became one of her harshest critics.

That’s Realpolitik for you.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
06/16/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

“It’s in our nature to control/Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl”

- Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
06/16/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 4

About ten years ago, a friend of mine wrote for a German newspaper. I called during a particularly slow late shift: “Hey mate, watcha doin’?” “Nothing much, just updating Kohl’s obituary.” “But he’s still...” “Yeah, but it can’t be that long and we like to have them ready just in case.”

Did you know that his favourite dish was stuffed pig’s stomach?

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/16/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

Cabbage would have been more appropriate.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/16/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 0

isn’t that everyone’s favorite dish?

Kinja'd!!! "Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
06/16/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0

If you say so...

Kinja'd!!! "AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/16/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 3

Fact: TV networks, newspapers and radio stations have tons of ready-made obituaries. In the case of TV and radio they even know the exact amount of time they are going to devote to each person (provided of course they die of natural causes and the way they die is not a news item itself).

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/16/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 1

I literally just bought a bathing suit at his store yesterday. As I walked in, I thought “ does anyone even remember Helmut Kohl? ” Seriously.

This guy was a fixture of my childhood and world events, especially around the Cold War’s end. RIP.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/16/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 3

Bad video quality, but made me think of this from SNL years ago (SFW). Dana Carvey at his best.

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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/16/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 1

What will become of his chain of department stores?

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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/16/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 1

Yup. No time to write it when somebody dies suddenly.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/16/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

There’s a lot of Jimmy Stewart in that Tom Brokaw.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
06/16/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0

My mind went there too, thanks for finding it.