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Published 06/15/2017 at 14:13

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Add this to the list of greatest news article headlines of all time: “ Kansas husband who robbed bank to avoid wife sentenced to home confinement ” He does not look happy.

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KANSAS CITY, Kan. – A 70-year-old man who said he robbed a Kansas City, Kansas, bank so he could get away from his wife blamed his actions on depression.

A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to home confinement and three years of supervised probation.


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Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
06/15/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 17

So you’re saying he got a wife sentence?

...I’m sorry...

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
06/15/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
06/15/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/16/2017 at 07:34, STARS: 0

needs to try again