by "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
Published 06/14/2017 at 15:30
by "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
Published 06/14/2017 at 15:30
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I want to put all of it on an egg bagel with cheese and a hashbrown. And remember, never call it Taylor Ham, lest you sound like a BENNY.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/14/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 0
My dad grew up in Philly and swears by this stuff. Every time he’s up there, he buys some. You should see the look on his face when they moved down here to AL and I showed it to him at our local grocery store.
HIPSTER DE-INTENSIFIES!
"Slant6" (slant-6)
06/14/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0
I remember my dad telling me about when he moved here to NC, he had the hardest time finding it since everyone around here calls it Taylor Ham. Took him a year to realize that.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/14/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 0
what is a pork roll?
Looks like pre sliced bologna.
"Justino6969" (justino6969)
06/14/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0
Nope. Will always be a TaylorHamEggAndCheese to me. When I was in Boy Scouts in NJ, those ingredients were always first on the list for any campout.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1
It’s a salted pork breakfast meat and it is AMAZING.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
06/14/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1
PRE&C or GTFAC
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 2
Look, the state of NJ voted. It’s pork roll by a large margin.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/14/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 2
cut in small cubes scrabbled with eggs wrapped in a fresh homemade flour tortilla. That’s what i’d do
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0
Eggs give me headaches, hence the substitution of a hash brown.
"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
06/14/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 2
Shit is nasty.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/14/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 1
Add hot sauce, and you got it perfect.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 15:44, STARS: 2
I will fistfight you and everyone who calls it taylor ham and I will win because I have the heart of a goddamn champion and the power of a fucking alligator.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/14/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 1
I’m assuming a BENNY is someone from North Jersey then?
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
06/14/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0
Bayonne Elizabeth Newark New York.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1
“The term
BENNY
originated from the letters of the train stations on the Jersey Shore line where annual toursit come down to the shore and mess up everything between Memorial day and Labor day.
(B)ayonne
(E)lizabeth
(N)ewark
(N)ew (Y)ork
Locals can spot a BENNY from miles away. They’re ususaly of Italian decent, mostly from New York or North Jersey, they ask the dumbest things like “Which way is the beach?” and “What do you guys do during the winter?”, they can’t drive for shit, they think they’re sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. They know only the major roads to get to the shore + home, they think it’s cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on Ocean Av., trash the state and leave on Sunday. The cops all come out after Memorail day and hunt for the New York plates until Labor day, they pay WAY to much for a shack a block away from the beach, they can’t handle a
Jeresy Girl
nor do they know just how good of a place the jersey shore really is.
Best of all, they have no fucking idea what a ‘Benny’ is.”
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/14/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0
Non Kosher food was a mistake
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
06/14/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0
My relatives live in Montclair, so I guess it’s a Taylor Ham. Also, they’re vegetarians.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/14/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 1
Regional rivalries that I have nothing to do with are always amusing.
I’m sure others are equally amused by me hating the entire city of Philadelphia because there’s no reason water should be pronounced “wooder,” when I was a kid growing up in the DC suburbs, nobody on the Redskins knew how to tackle Randall Cunningham.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/14/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 1
This not SPAM...
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 0
If you go in the wooder, you’ll need a taaaaall.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/14/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 1
so the taylor ham is a pork roll. and the best pork roll is a taylor. and you cant call the taylor ham a ham, just a roll, or a taylor........ i want to make sure i got this all straight....
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/14/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 0
looks like a ham loaf........
"user314" (user314)
06/14/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 2
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
06/14/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 1
What the hell is a pork roll? Is it like high end bologna? You too good for bologna?
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 1
High end BREAKFAST bologna that you have to cook.
And yes, I am.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/14/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 1
A highly consumed pork product that is eaten by people below the Raritan river.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
06/14/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 1
So SPAM?
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/14/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 2
Taylor ham
"itschrome" (itschrome)
06/14/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0
Of course new jerseys like state food would be processed ham product. hahaha
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 4
Spam is like the inbred cousin of pork roll.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 4
delete your account
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
06/14/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0
Still prefer spam to this processed meat product
"BeaterGT" (beatergt)
06/14/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 2
He’s North Jersey anyway ;)
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/14/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 0
BENNY has also been referred to as:
Bergen Essex Newark New York (hits more people)
or as in:
“Benjamin” for a $100 bills they bring “down the shore”, shortened to “Benny”
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/14/2017 at 17:11, STARS: 1
The point is that its like calling all tissues Kleenex. Its just a brand so its stupid to say that!
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/14/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 1
You benny
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/14/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0
Why not both?
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/14/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0
Fucking Bennys! Anyone North of the Raritan is a Benny. Although quality bacon will always win out for me over pork roll. Can’t beat oven baked super thick cut bacon at ~250 degrees for 2-3 hours.
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
06/14/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 0
Taylor ham.
I also wear shoes/sandals on the boardwalk. Fight me.
Fuggin Pineys.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
06/14/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
There is only one great processed pork product!
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/14/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 1
The problem with Philadelphia is that it’s filled with Philadelphians...
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0
I’d rather be a piney than a benny. I bet you wear “athletic socks” with under armor/adidas/air jordan slides.
Go back to Hudson/Bergen county, guido scum.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/14/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0
The problem I have with that map is that it makes Central Jersey seem like it’s part of South Jersey. That is offensive...
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 0
Because eggs give me headaches.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/14/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 0
Pork roll egg and cheese, breakfast of champions.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/14/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
Less gelatinous consistency though.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0
I want to star for your opinions on Bennys but I want to fight you for disrespecting pork roll.
"ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied." (theplasticone)
06/14/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 2
Not a Jersey boy from birth, but I’ve spent some time there. And not a day goes by when I don’t yearn for my order from Gem’s: pork roll, egg, and cheese on a pork roll, egg, and cheese bagel. Porkrolleggandcheeseception.
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/14/2017 at 18:59, STARS: 0
Fuckin’ Benny.
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/15/2017 at 07:49, STARS: 0
Oh its nothing against pork roll. I love pork roll. I will fight anyone that tries to call it taylor ham and I will prefer it over many other things. Particularly on a bagel, its just the perfect size and shape for that. But slow cooked bacon, I have seen the light and can never turn back!
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/03/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0
YESSSSSS PORK ROLL! YESSSSSS!!!
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/03/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 1
I prefer life with working tastebuds.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/03/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0
Yaaaaaas. The Unobtainable Out-Of-State Sandwich of Cocos.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/03/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0
mmmmmmmm
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
07/03/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0
I have the sneaking suspision that you were scanning oppo specifically for processed pork products....
"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
07/03/2017 at 09:21, STARS: 0
Are those cocos of the Vita variety?