Dagwood

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 06/14/2017 at 11:56

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Kinja'd!!!

I don’t know if that even counts as part of whatever this theme thing is, but this is a photo a sandwich with many cured meats and I want to bask in its glory with you, my Oppo friends.


Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/14/2017 at 12:02, STARS: 1

Reminds me of the huge sandwiches from the place in Reading Terminal Market in philly

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Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
06/14/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 1

Holy cow! And Arby’s thought they had the meats.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
06/14/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 2

Looks like you’d develop gout after one bite.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1

It’d probably be worth it, though

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 1

I miss going to Reading Terminal.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
06/14/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

Last time I went to Arbys I was very disappointed in the amount of meat I received on my sandwich.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/14/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 1

I think I see about 12 different meats and 2 kinds of cheese? Gib now.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/14/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1

I havent been in a while but its the ultimate lunch stop coming into the city from the suburbs in the train.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 1

I’ve got roast beef, corned beef, pastrami, turkey, ham, bacon, and chicken breast, so seven. Your lunch meat identification skills are much better than mine.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1

I haven’t been there since I was in college, which was years ago. I definitely need to go again soon.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/14/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1

I’m just going on color changes, so no, not really. I don’t even care, I’d eat it regardless.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/14/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1

I just had 3 heart attacks and gained 50 lbs just from looking at that picture.

Christ, I couldn’t imagine finishing that in anything less than a day.

Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
06/14/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 3

I know science says cured meats will kill me, but eff that. They just taste so damn good.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 3

Life without cured meats is not a life worth living.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 1

You could finish that in a day? Are you that Japanese guy who keeps winning hotdog eating contests?

I was thinking that the best part of it having so many cured meats is that I could buy that and spend the next year nibbling on it.

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
06/14/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 0

I guess they want to keep their meats.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/14/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

I just spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how I’d divide it into three meals and a snack. Even then, maybe two days.

I don’t know how big it actually is in person, so the answer could vary further.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
06/14/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2

“We’ve got the meats * for ourselves and no one else*”

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/14/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 1

This is my new life motto.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1

I’m considering setting up a cult around this idea. You’re welcome to join.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/14/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1

Count me in damnit.

I couldn’t live without cured meats.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/14/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

When I make a mildly taller than average sandwich my wife calls it a dagwood. I’m like, just because this has 4 whole slices of turkey on it and a bunch of spinach doesn’t make it a dagwood.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/14/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

I have no words. My blood pressure skyrocketed and I had a jillion heart attacks just from looking at that picture.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/14/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 2

I DONT AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT AND OR SANDWICH.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

I’m lazy, so in terms of dogma, it’s basically Scientology, but Xenu is a pile of prosciutto, Thetans are corned beef, and suppressive persons are vegetarians. We’re keeping the 747s and volcanos, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 0

MODS I AM REPORTING A VIOLATION OF THE RULES

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
06/14/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 1

Looks like they’ve discontinued it, but that’s the Lucky Dill’s Dagwood Sandwich Challenge :

THE DAGWOOD $22.99 Corned beef, pastrami, roast beef, pork, turkey, smoked turkey, ham, salami, bacon, American, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle – with a side of potato salad “THE DAGWOOD CHALLENGE” Eat this 3-lb. meal in 30 minutes or less and join THE DAGWOOD HALL OF FAME!

 

 

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

$22.99? That’s a pretty sweet deal.

God, do you think they include the potato salad as part of the challenge?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/14/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 2

HEY THIS SANDWICH IS LIBERUL CONSPIRACY THEORY. I DONT WANT THE MICROWAVES TO HEAR WHAT IM THINKING. I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 12:55, STARS: 0

Shit. You got me. If you edit that post so no one else sees it, I’ll let you run a FEMA camp.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/14/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 0

Give me two camps and a signed photo of the Lizard People and you got a deal.

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
06/14/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 1

Far as I can see they did.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

That’s just mean.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 1

One camp and a 30 minute audience with the Lizard King.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/14/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 1

BIGLY DEAL AGREED

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/14/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 1

Good. Let us let us seal this partnership through a ritual sacrifice to Rael.

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
06/14/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 1

Well, they didn’t want to make it too easy....

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
06/14/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

why? more than one meat you cant even taste the different meats.