"Elegance Beyond Compare"

Kinja'd!!! by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 06/13/2017 at 22:32

Tags: Ruinedbysuccess ; BMW ; 5 series ; GT ; Audi ; S7 ; Uglystick ; Hititagain ; Onemoretime
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“Sleek Angles Combine For A Striking Athletic Stance” -bmwusa.com, in what I can only assume is a reference to a car manufactured by a competitor.

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But if the 5series GT truly is “elegant beyond compare”, I’m sure it will blow the liftback competition out of the water stylistically, right?

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Right. Audi needs to leave the liftbacks to the pros.


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "BLCKSTRM" (BLCKSTRM)
06/13/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 2

It is hideous.

They should have stopped when they reached perfection.

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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/13/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

I’ve never been that interested in the 5 series in general.... But damn. That looks good.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/13/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

I don’t understand how BMW makes a business case for slicing and dicing the market like this. They have at least 3 of these things.

Kinja'd!!! "IAN_Z" (theonline)
06/14/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0

BMW has an attractive liftback. It’s just called the 4-Series Gran Coupe.

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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/14/2017 at 00:53, STARS: 1

I’ll agree that it’s certainly much better than the 5 GT... But I’m not willing to call any modern BMW short of the i8 and maaaaaybe m3/m4 attractive. So much Bland

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/14/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

Don’t ask me. I’m still trying to cope with the coupe SUV’s. All the inferior cargo space and rear headroom of a coupe, with the poor driving dynamics of an SUV. Toss in a rediculously high beltline for good measure.  Brilliant!

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/14/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 0

They’ve done saloons and estates so long that hatchbacks on the larger cars don’t come naturally to them.

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The 1, 2 and 4 Series are good lookers though.

I’d have a 2 Series anytime.

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
06/14/2017 at 01:25, STARS: 0

Never knew that was a liftback. Then why the actual fuck do they make the bottom one?!

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The GC is sex. The GT makes me vomit.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
06/14/2017 at 04:52, STARS: 2

It’s surprising how BMW can’t get it right with the GTs. Five door liftbacks needn’t be ugly.

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Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
06/14/2017 at 06:13, STARS: 1

Note that the GTs are also longer wheelbase - the 5GT is based on the SWB F01 7-series, the 3GT is based on the Chinese-market F35 LWB 3-series. The 4GC is on the standard 3/4-series wheelbase.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/14/2017 at 07:24, STARS: 0

The X6 and GLC are on a different level... I can’t believe people buy them.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/14/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 1

For some reason in person I don’t hate the GLC.

Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/14/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0

It’s the better looking of the two, I’ll give you that.

Kinja'd!!! "BLCKSTRM" (BLCKSTRM)
06/14/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0

That’s because that’s an M6 Gran Coupe.

I thought this whole thing was a reaction to the hideous 6 Series GT?

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
06/16/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

I guess the CEO of BMW just doesn’t give a f*** knowing that buyers in some market will purchase the GT. Im guessing the market is in europe or the middle east or something?