by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 06/13/2017 at 21:38
by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 06/13/2017 at 21:38
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STARS: 4
Three spaces for your shitty base model leased Impala. How about go fuck yourself.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
06/13/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0
Sometimes I park my BMW in the lines, sometimes.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/13/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 3
Wow such a rare and limited base impala. He definitely deserves those three spaces since the retail value is more than a LaFerrari.
/s
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/13/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1
Oh, you live there. Never bothered to figure that out.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0
*waves*
"Sovande" (sovande)
06/13/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0
So did you park next to him real close, or was he parked next to you really close? I am confused because it seems odd to pull in next to him real tight and further inconvenience yourself when you could back in and still get out of the car. Also, take a deep breath.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/13/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 0
*glares down from ivory tower*
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
06/13/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 0
Ha! Yeah right.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/13/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1
You always take two spaces, though. One for the bimmer, and the other to stand in for several hours as you take photos of your bimmer.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 0
I pulled in real close. I knew he’d be leaving first in the morning.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0
“ivory tower” = brick schoolbuilding. Got it.
"Sovande" (sovande)
06/13/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 1
So you made it harder on yourself? Next time back that thing in man!
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
06/13/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0
Basically the same.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/13/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
The mirrors on the fox body are too pathetically small for me to do that with any amount of precision
"Sovande" (sovande)
06/14/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 0
Use your neck. Your head will turn.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/14/2017 at 08:15, STARS: 0
That’s actually how I was taught you’re supposed to back up.
"Sovande" (sovande)
06/14/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0
Yeah, sure, use the mirrors. Unless you can’t at which time you can move your head around on your neck. There are no actual rules other than don’t hit anything.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
06/14/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 0
No, I’m saying I was taught to not use mirrors in drivers ed.
"Sovande" (sovande)
06/14/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0
Oh, gotcha! I was taught to use mirrors when backing trailers and stuff.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
06/14/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0
You overestimate the visibility in a Fox Body when you’re 5'5". Can’t locate the car for shit.