by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 06/12/2017 at 10:34
by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 06/12/2017 at 10:34
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STARS: 2
I’m at the bar last night, having a beer after work.
It’s really quiet, typical sunday night. There’s one old creep guy at the other end. A girl walks in by herself. She walks behind my seat, and accidentally bumped it. She apologized. Then we start talking, we talk for a good half hour. I finish my beer, and getting ready to drive home. I tell her have good night. I get home to realized I never got her number. I’ve been single my whole life, & getting tired of it. The once chance I had, I blew it.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/12/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 5
don’t worry, the second she would of saw your Juke she would of ran away.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/12/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0
Go back to the bar. You might see her again, and you’ve got the solidest opening line in history.
"random001" (random001)
06/12/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 2
Go back to said bar every night after work at the same time, waiting for her.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/12/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 1
Same time, but next week.. I’ll try.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/12/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 0
My regular bar closed early last night, so I went to a different one.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/12/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0
Every night for a week.
"random001" (random001)
06/12/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0
Just keep going back. If it’s meant to be, she’ll show up again!
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/12/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 1
D’oh!
"random001" (random001)
06/12/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 1
EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT!
For a month! A year! Whatever it takes!
Or just join tinder...
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/12/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1
When Judas Priest (Living After Midnight) came on I starting singing it because I have to every time. Then she started singing too. She likes Judas Priest so thats a good thing.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/12/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 3
Go back, wait until you see her again, then say “Bitch, you think I forgot about how you bumped into my seat?!”
Married 13 years, forgot how this goes...
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
06/12/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0
Yep we’ve all been there. Make this the last time you learn this lesson! Lemons/lemonade etc. Now you are better prepared for next time.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/12/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0
Agree with this. Some girls will offer their number, but many more will wait for you. Keep going. She may return. What have you got to lose.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/12/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0
It was not my usual bar, the one I go to normally closed early.
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
06/12/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1
“By the way, have you heard of OppositeLock?”
"Svend" (svend)
06/12/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1
You think that’s bad. When I was living in Holland. I lived in a small town called Veghel. At one of the cafes one night three lasses got talking to me (they were from Ireland. Cork, Dublin and somewhere else), they worked at an airline catering company nearby and had been shopping, they brought out loads of tiny outfits and asked my opinion as they were going on a night out in Hertogenbosch where they lived some 15 or so miles away. They asked if I wanted to go with them and I, kicking myself to this very day, said, I couldn’t as I was working the next day. My uncle when I told him as I got in the car at 4am the next morning to go to work called me a stupid idiot and that he would of covered for me.
So there is this, three beautiful, Irish lasses, asked me to party with them and stay at their place and I said, no, to go to work cutting up pigs.
"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
06/12/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 2
“You’re gonna have to pay for that.......luckily for you, I also accept phone numbers as payment.”
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/12/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 2
So change bars?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/12/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0
If the answer is yes, you had better have an engagement ring in your pocket.
"AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC" (addictedtom3s)
06/12/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0
Like everyone else said, go back to the same bar and see if she’s back. This way you have a lead in like, “hey, I seem to have misplaced something after you bumped into my seat last time. Your number”
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/13/2017 at 06:03, STARS: 0
doh!