I Got Another Critter

Kinja'd!!! by "S65" (granthp)
Published 06/10/2017 at 23:00

Tags: Snakes ; Pets
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

 A Ball Python, it doesn’t have a name yet. Feel free to suggest some.


Replies (34)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/10/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 3

Captain Picard.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/10/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1

Snape

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/10/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 5

Fluffy

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/10/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 2

Pythagoras.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/10/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 2

Mortimer

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
06/10/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 1

Story time. I used to never be scared of snakes. Then one day, junior year of high school, my friends and I were fucking around and I jumped off my deck onto the roof of the shed in my backyard. Well, I went straight through the roof and landed on the lawn mower/tons of bags of mulch. It knocked the wind out of me and stunned me so I couldn’t move, and then BAM. Biggest snake I’ve ever seen starts slithering straight towards my private parts, which are about level with the tops of the bags of mulch I’ve fallen between. Pretty sure it was just a garden snake NOW, but back then man was that a scary 10 seconds.

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
06/10/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 1

Just don’t be that guy that releases it into the wild when it gets too big or feeds puppies to it.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/10/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 2

The Big Squeeze.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
06/10/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 1

Nibbles.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/10/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 3

hondabro

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
06/10/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 2

No Step on Snek

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
06/10/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 3

Scoob

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/10/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 2

Devars or Tavaris

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/10/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1

fuzzy........

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
06/10/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

0/10 not a poo

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
06/10/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

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This is the biggest snake you’ve ever seen?

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
06/10/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 4

Snakey Mcsnakeface.

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
06/10/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 1

when curled up, totally a poo

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
06/10/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0

No, I’ll be honest I don’t know my snakes very well. It was about 5 feet long and dark brown. I usually see snakes similar to that around my backyard pretty often so I just assumed garden snake.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/10/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

Slippery Tube Dude

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
06/10/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 3

Snek

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Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/10/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 1

Legs.........

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
06/10/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

Armstrong

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
06/10/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 1

Damn near stepped on a rattlesnake today while hiking... I like snakes better when they are behind glass.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
06/10/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 1

CL63

Kinja'd!!! "sn4cktimes" (snacktimes)
06/11/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 1

- Danger Noodle / S’noodle

- Alfredo if boy, Spaghettini if girl

- Sparkles

- Captain Slither

- The Admiral

- Pancakes

- Sir Hiss from Robin Hood:

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Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
06/11/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 1

Savanna, because their natural habitat is in the savannas of Africa.

Very nice choice in breed, my brother has a ball python (among other breeds) and it’s a great snake.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/11/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 1

NOPE.

Kinja'd!!! "Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
06/11/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 1

Awesome! How about Jake the Snake?

Kinja'd!!! "Carsbikesscooters" (carsbikesandscooters)
06/11/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 1

Monty

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
06/11/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

Monty?

Kinja'd!!! "Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
06/12/2017 at 01:58, STARS: 0

Pretty animal. How much did it set you back? (Been thinking about getting a ball python myself.)

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
06/12/2017 at 08:37, STARS: 0

The snake itself was 80, I ended up buying a new tank and lights and a heating pad and whatnot and that totaled around 300. A plainer snake could be had for cheaper

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
06/14/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 0

Nathan Lever.