by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 06/10/2017 at 22:32
by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 06/10/2017 at 22:32
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We’ll see how this goes.
I let it soak in the rum for an hour and after an hour in the oven at 300°F I just had to take a peek:
Far from done, but the boozy smell with ham smell is rather intoxicating.
Ok so 1 hour later we have this lovely specimen:
My whole kitchen smells of rum now. At 120° we still have at least another hour to go. Will report back then.
One more hour in the oven produced this:
Still not up to temp, so back in it goes for another hour. This time it has company:
Pineapple!
Another hour has passed and holy fuck, my whole house smells like a fucking luau. Behold:
So, after I poured the juice into a container to save for tomorrow. I put the ham onto an improvised cooling rack made of salad forks on a baking sheet for it to cool down significantly before I put it in the refrigerator. Ladies and Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to Rum Ham:
Yeah I sampled a few pieces, and yes it is absolutely beautiful.
"Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
06/10/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 5
This is the best thing I’ve seen on oppo. Make sure you don’t lose it in the ocean.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/10/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 4
The gravy could be epic. Be sure to report back, because I’ll make it if it goes well.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/10/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 4
This is a live blog. I’m going to let it soak for a few hours and then cook it.
"Chuckles" (chucklesw37)
06/10/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 10
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
06/10/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 4
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"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
06/10/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 2
Rum ham!!!
"Montalvo" (m5goesroundtheoutside)
06/10/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1
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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
06/10/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 1
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"Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
06/10/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0
Fresh ham, did you cure it first?
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/10/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0
It was smoked
"Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped" (verdog)
06/10/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0
Cool. Last TGiving I took a raw ham (whole leg) and cured it (instacure #1 - not brine) and smoked it..... This looks like an awesome way to heat and glaze. Let us know.
"Baskingshark" (Baskingsharks)
06/10/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 1
You should make a ham rum cocktail on the side. I’m thinking a Dr Pepper mixer would be good/gross
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/10/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 2
I’m sorry, Wilson!
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/10/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 1
Coke mixed with the drippings from a rum ham sounds fantastic.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/10/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 6
I’m just glad it’s not the other way around, with you trying to make ham-infused rum.
"Baskingshark" (Baskingsharks)
06/10/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1
Yes! I like the way you think!
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/10/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 2
There’s still a half a bottle...
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/10/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 2
PLS NO.
Someone once got us a bottle of bacon-flavored vodka as a joke and it was VILE.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/10/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 0
Now that he’s added pineapple I’m thinking mai tai!
"Baskingshark" (Baskingsharks)
06/10/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 1
Yes I’m thinking rum, ham drippings, POG (passion orange guava) juice, garnished with ham slices and pineapple
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/10/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 4
This ham is taking too long duke
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/10/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0
friend baked rum balls once, the whole STREET smelled of rum.
it was like eating a thick cakey glass of rum.
I much desire your ham
"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
06/10/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0
Next weekend, milk steak.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/10/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 1
Is killing me
"BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
06/10/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 2
As someone who throws an annual bacon party (or “pork-luck” as I like to call it), I can tell you that there’s a lot of other terrible bacon flavoured things out there:
- Bacon gum balls
- Bacon toothpaste
- Chocolate maple bacon pop (soda)
Most of it just has a terrible smokey flavour. The bacon gum balls were like chewing on a piece of ham fat. The novelty wears off quickly.
"Patrick Nichols" (pnichols)
06/10/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 0
Bacon/jalapeño infused vodka is good for bloody Mary’s
"Twinpowermeansoneturbo" (twinpower)
06/10/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0
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"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
06/10/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0
Sounds like the makings of a drinking game
"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/10/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 0
emo ham
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
06/10/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0
I really want ham now.
"vdub_nut: scooter snob" (jollyroger1210)
06/11/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0
You should give me some....
Because of the implication
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
06/11/2017 at 02:39, STARS: 0
Ok can we just talk about how your oven is older than me for a second?